[buddwyer]

friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

[dogpuppy]

[wolfythewitch]

(Daily affirmations) I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm.

[kosmogrl]

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[rooxyz]

[walks up to a throuple] "So which one of you is the tank which one of you is the healer and which one of you is the DPS?"

[pichichustudios]

Killua brain rot kid

[bbyblooroses]

this is so cannon and no one can change my mind.

[treecitysessions]

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

[ur-favorite-plaything]

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

[treecitysessions]

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

[deathliker]

forever fascinated by the oldhammer models of the daemon primarchs. warhammer truly has lost its whimsy

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[interlockingpatches]

Green Patches (all the patterns are in here somewhere)

[era-of-ages]

Can’t find the post I was looking for but found the image at least. Doing this to all my friends.

[speciesofleastconcern]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pinknatural]

how do i become a person who has a clean room and eats healthy and goes to the gym and works 42 hours a week and also writes a novel and reads for fun and goes on vacations

[kingworm]

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