You’re All Doomed
Hi!! I’m Tabby or Tabs (genderfluid, he/they). Everything on here is shitposts and shower thoughts.
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You’re All Doomed
Hi!! I’m Tabby or Tabs (genderfluid, he/they). Everything on here is shitposts and shower thoughts.
My side blog is @tabbywisconsinlongform, for all of my longer posts and word vomits.
Enjoy! 💛
Level of witchy incognito: 100
Was making Alton Brown's Taco Potion #19 (~because it's *cues music* white people taco niiiiiiight~ but also tacos are just fucking amazing) and my dad walked in to check on me and saw that I'd pulled out oregano, garlic powder, and parsley leaves (I needed to get to the chili powder in the back) and got concerned that I put them in the taco potion. I assured him that, no matter how inexperienced a cook I am, I'm not stupid enough to misread ingredients into a recipe. I then made the comment "I'll put away the witchy-witchy potion supplies once I finish with the hamburger."
It is a FUCKING TESTAMENT that my dad didn't even bat an eye at that and just went "Okay then" and went back to folding laundry.
I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you
I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products
Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive
Embodying the fantasy. Dressing up to fiddle. FUck yeah
Idk who OP is but yeah
We feed the rich to the poor, maybe.
WE USE THE RICH’S MONEY TO FEED THE POOR
“so this week my town made the news for—” nope
“there’s a restaurant two miles from my house called—” nope
“today I learned [celeb] went to my high school—” nope nope nope nope nope
these are all real posts I’ve seen on the internet that allowed me to identify a user’s hometown instantly. if it’s a small town, that’s doubly dangerous, because a bad actor could trace you just by a unique first name or selfie you once posted. in an age where doxxing and stalking are some of the worst I’ve ever seen it, you HAVE to think twice about what you’re posting online.
i once saw a 13-year old post an image they noted as being “a few miles from their house.” it had a theater in the shot with a unique enough name to be local. one google maps search, now everyone knew not only what city they lived in, but the possible neighborhoods in that radius too. and they had a HUGE following…who all knew this was a 13-year-old child.
so yeah. not to sound like a 90s internet safety PSA…but I’m gonna be that PSA for a minute.
if you’re posting an image, there is NO need to say that you live there. you could just be traveling. “saw this in Montana” is better than “saw this by my house!”
before you post about a venue, especially a restaurant or small store, check and see if it’s local—CRUCIALLY if it has only one or two locations. people might travel to arenas or convention centers, but they’re far less likely to be traveling to Bartleby’s Fish and Chips. if it’s an anecdote and you still live nearby, you can honestly just leave the name out entirely.
if you’re sharing a news story, it can just be a story you found and wanted to share. you don’t have to clarify “it happened in my town,” because even if you don’t mention your town name, an easily-googled news article will.
if you’re seeing a concert or meeting a celebrity on a tour that’s stopped locally, wait until they’ve hit a few more venues before you post about it, or at the very least wait until you get home. this is honestly a smart move for any event you attend: unless you’re marketing yourself, there’s no need to advertise your location in real time.
check your selfie backgrounds for anything identifying. this includes city names on venues, school names, street signs, and house numbers.
this stuff is flexible if you no longer live in your hometown, or if your city is particularly big, but there’s STILL no reason to tie yourself to your school, your workplace, or your street. you can call it paranoid, but as someone who’s seen my friends get literal death threats over fictional characters before, the last thing I want is someone willing to act on those threats finding out where they live.
anyway. PSA over. does a kickflip or whatever
Guess who found mold in his sink and spent the last half hour bleaching and cleaning the FUCK out of it? Me :D (everything seems fine, it's blackish-grey but I'm 99% sure its not black mold, it's currently sitting under a bleach-soaked paper towel which will stay for the next six hours at LEAST)
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER HUMAN WHK WANTS TO READ VERY EMOTIONALLY HEAVY THINGS AND TELL ME MY GRAMMAR THINGS UGH
IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE DARLING <3
I regret to inform myself it is eyelash shedding season. I don’t want bald eyelids. In the past hour I’ve shed 5 eyelashes and I know because I had to fish them out of my eyes.
Fym EYELASH SHEDDING SEASON????? Is this normal for you??
Yeah, It always starts in August. Assuming this ISN’T an everyone thing?
No???? I mean, mine just kinda shed slowly but constantly, but not usually all at once. Though now that I think about it, it does cycle a little bit but not super noticeably.
Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE
They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.
https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php
This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.
The homepage of Dr. James W. Loewen, author of Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America, and Sundown Towns.
Reblog for the link
reblog for the link
REBLOG FOR THE LINK
Please stay safe
REBLOG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT BLOG YOU ARE THIS IS GONNA SAVE SOMEONE
I am poc too and i am scared for my LIFE when i go to the south. please stay safe.
I am not poc but I know this could save someone’s life. Please reblog and spread the message.
My obligatory addition to this every time it crosses my dash, because I know the link is definitely missing ones in my own (northern) state and there are some in this thread not on the above link either - thread by LeVar Burton with a LOT of replies from people naming the sundown towns near them:
https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1300918792143339520
Just in case someone is traveling, please be careful
AUTO REBLOG
On this weeks episode of why America is terrifying.
im not american but god this is terrifying
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG THIS IS HORRIFYING
This is fucking terrifying stay safe y'all :(
Heres Arizona’s , by the way
As someone that lives in Beaumont right next to Vidor DO NOT STOP HERE EITHER!!! Or literally ANY of the surrounding cities. You have a better chance in New Orleans and Lafayette than here. 
Holy that’s terrifying
jesus fucking christ. stay safe, everyone.
I can’t believe the city I live in is on that list, holy shit
Holy shit I live by some of these places
Holy shit
i am not near any of these places (not any that i can think if i live in a progressive state) but PLEASE be careful.
Be careful please ya’ll!
@rareblackside
REBLOG THIS
(Especially as a dark skinned myself.)
Reblogging to save a life, please try to make people aware of this as this place is actually disgusting and people have gotten hurt here. Please, I’m not looking for interactions for popularity, I’m looking for people to spread this and keep others safe. 🪽
please reblog this to save a life. … this is genuinely scary guys… looks left looks right…/srs
dawg why tf do these places exist. reblog to legitimately have a chance of saving someones life
I regret to inform myself it is eyelash shedding season. I don’t want bald eyelids. In the past hour I’ve shed 5 eyelashes and I know because I had to fish them out of my eyes.
Fym EYELASH SHEDDING SEASON????? Is this normal for you??
Guess who managed to finangle his way into getting books on a clothes-shopping trip?
Yeah, it was me (two identification guides, (one trees, one foraging), one book on plant intelligence, and one fantasy)
hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.
breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.
breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.
One of my friends just said I should be an art teacher… I am not good enough for all that AND i stutter when I try to do stuff like that I’d get torn apartttttttt
Tbh, I think you would be a great teacher. I would much rather have a teacher who stumbles over their words a little bit and cares about me than someone who's glib and only cares about the curriculum. To quote my grandfather, "There's a difference between an educator and a teacher. An educator only cares about the curriculum, teachers care about their students."
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
I HAVE MADE A GIF!
Niceeee
In every field, there is a man with lean muscle, shaggy black hair, and golden retriever/extrovert energy that gives me gender envy and it pissed me off so much I realized I was genderfluid.
This is how I'm coming out.