チンコも最高だね。

I was Tabris at one time, but no longer. I am now content to be Nagisa Kaworu. M!A: Howlworu for a week (Friday)

[tabrisnolonger]

official notice, as if it wasn't clear already: this blog (and all the blogs I reblog this post to) are on indefinite hiatus. I'm having some bad feelings towards this comm (which isn't to say none of you are great and super fun to play with--MOST of you are wonderful, there's just been too many shitty happenings here in rapid succession over the past few months for me to feel as comfortable as I once did.) and I feel that if I can focus on one blog, possibly two if I'm feeling it, it'll be much easier to be here without my anxiety kicking into overdrive.

to be clear, I'll be on saviorshinji mostly when I'm here. guardianrei will be on semi-hiatus, maybe? the rest consume a lot of emotional energy to run that I just don't have anymore.

[tabrisnolonger]

"The time for play is over for now. Rest, rest..."

[tabrisnolonger]

I'm having trouble deciding what I should have for dinner. Can I have you?

"Ah... Unfortunately for you, I need this body. Or are you looking to strengthen your core by eating another's? I don't think you'll get very far with that, honestly."

[tabrisnolonger]

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

"I think there is a joke here I've failed to grasp..."

[tabrisnolonger]

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

"No."

[tabrisnolonger]

Nat pats the woru on upon his head. Cutie.

...

"Well...thank you..."

[tabrisnolonger]

"Some are simply beyond help, it seems..."

[yanderekaworu2-deactivated20170]

"So you’re saying…"

"I should punch him in the face."

[tabrisnolonger]

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"Sure."

[yanderekaworu2-deactivated20170]

"…what?"

[tabrisnolonger]

"What what? Was this not clear? I am saying you can make many implications through many tools other than words. Expression, posture, tone of voice, movement, lighting upon yourself, and on and on...all can put a meaning behind your words that is not expressed within the words themselves."

[yanderekaworu2-deactivated20170]

"It doesn’t sound threatening enough…"

[tabrisnolonger]

"It's all in the ribcage, silly! With the correct tone and theatrics, even 'Sasquatch cabbage' can be truly frightening. If you have a bone-chilling glare, it would be exactly the thing for the occasion."

[tabrisnolonger]

"I need new music to learn."

[yanderekaworu2-deactivated20170]

Hmmm…

How does one say ‘If I see you even looking at his direction I’m going to fucking rip open his ribcage’ without sounding rude?

[tabrisnolonger]

"Wouldn't a simple, 'Do not touch him' suffice?"

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

"The main idea behind this exercise is for me to… you know… stop thinking about my boyfriend long enough for me to go to sleep."

[tabrisnolonger]

"OH! I misunderstood your request. In that case, may I suggest a puppy?"

"A puppy following on your heels wherever you go, returning an excited yip when you say its name. A puppy hopping into bed with you and burying itself in your gut to sleep. But please remember to wake up early enough to take it out, before it urinates in your bed, Shinji-kun."

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

"Inchworms… "

"Yech.  Keep going."

"Lava… "

"Yeah!  You got it.  Things completely unrelated to- "

"Orgasms."

"Kaworu-kun."

[tabrisnolonger]

"Mm? Did one of these catch your interest?"

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

"Of a non-thigh nature.  Come on, Kaworu-kun, I just showered!”

[tabrisnolonger]

"That is a fairly broad range of things, Shinji-kun! Let me think..."

"Inchworms, lava, orgasms, Versailles, eggs, termites, hoopoe, igloos, geology, hula hoops, sand. I can continue, if none of these things appeal to you."

[hedgehog-in-dilemma-blog]

"I can’t.  You have to help me.  He- Help me think of other things.”

[tabrisnolonger]

"Certainly! Other things of what nature?"

[tabrisnolonger]

whenever hedgehog mentions the kaworus talking about shinji's thighs I just lean back like yes.....my legacy.........