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Kain is deified, the clans tell tales of him.

Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me and my brethren.

I am Raziel, first born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium.

Over time we became less human and more … divine.

Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift.

Some years after the master, our evolution would follow, until I had the honour of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward.

This is how it happened. Thank @ventronic for starting this cursed shitposting XDDD Truly Kain’s contempt for humanity knows no bounds for having creating Raziel and his brethren.

#oh no #lok

theycallhimcake

#me #one day this will be my life

kingjinxii

I may hate FPSs but Borderlands is a good fucking game and I will defend the whole goddamn franchise to my grave

kingjinxii

Like…I don’t think you understand how much I love Borderlands. I may not post about it a lot, but those games are honestly some of the best, if not the best, games on the market today.

It has a shocking amount of diversity for its genre:

(The player characters for BDL1 including a black man, a woman, and a latino man.)

(The player characters for BDL2 including a bisexual man (which is shown in canon, not just confirmed by the devs), an asexual woman (who is also confirmed to be the leader), another latino man, a nonbinary person, a disabled girl genius, and Krieg.)

(The player characters for The Pre-Sequel including a disabled man, a robot, a lesbian woman (who ends up in a relationship with another woman by the end of the game), an older black woman, a millennial, and an Indian woman.)

(And I’m also including Ellie in here because she’s a fat woman who is confident in herself and isn’t made into a joke and you get to kill a bunch of people who try to make fun of her)

…and doesn’t fall into the trap of being “gritty” and “realistic” by making a bleak, beige landscape. While the world of Pandora is a hellhole, it looks honestly awesome.

It’s colorful and vibrant, with amazing characters and it’s hilarious, but doesn’t shy away from darker moments. (Spoilers in links)

It’s a masterpiece of gaming and everything a game could and should be.

sinesthero

I love everything about this post. Most of all I love Tim being described as ‘a millenial’.

#borderlands

asdfghgjhgfv

“reunion will come”

I’m weak for this ship

yamachis

“No matter what happens, I’ll never leave you.”

(insp.)

miss-cigarettes

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weirdnessisgood

rhapsodna-deactivated20221106

He guard the buns

okmoxi-deactivated20160310

there are his buns

caesarclowningaround

#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns (x)

ahikuboruchi

Anime Style Kisses

shoujo-seinen-josei

But I would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun.

sarlione

Dat boi rides the wheel of fate

johnnyjoestarrelatable

it’s 2020

the summer olympics in japan

eventually they get to the swimming segment

and that’s when you hear it

make us free na splash kasaneta

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

#me

wispybuttercup

@memercup @greenpuffpowerpuff

ssssssssecrets

this was amazing. bubbles the sarcastic fuck. not only blossom’s but all of their expressions. the amazingly voiced and relatable buttercup. how mojo jojo has turned into a pokemon and can only say his own name. the way the top of his head just pops off of his jaw repetivly. a true masterpiece. its beautiful. this is what we need instead of the reboot.

@bugeyedfreaks (sorry for taggin you in bunches of shit but kaliya didn’t tag this as powerpuff girls so I had to make sure you saw it)