Sweet Nothings and Sarcasm

Lauren. 26. FL.

[mogifire]

[akaashikelji]

me: i’m going to write today!!

also me:

[dabiyyah-deactivated20211117]

Me today. 

[snowlattes]

sounds of season

[pokegraphic]

[tacosandmoscatos]

Everyone’s getting pregnant and I’m just fat.

[7ae-deactivated20140920]

[derpiana]

[junibuglove-deactivated20200513]

photos by jerianie

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[baby-im-falling-for-youu]

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: Someone needs to put me out of my misery.

Hufflepuff: Like kill you? No, don't say that!

Slytherin: Do you want a slow death or a quick one?

Ravenclaw: Hmmm... dealers choice.

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[crownkillers]

when a character you hate dies

[latenights]

I love people who teach me something new. Expand my mind. Talk to me about the universe. Share your dreams with me. Take me on a mental trip.