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Gangle: I feel like I can be myself around you. Zooble: You’re weird and quiet around me. Gangle: Yes.

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Caine: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Zooble: Please, just say fuck.

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Jax: I lost Pomni. Zooble: How did you LOSE Pomni?! Jax: To be fair, she is very small.

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Everyone: Jax, no. Jax: Jax, yes.

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Zooble: Do we have any orange juice left? Jax: pours the remaining juice into her cup Jax: Sorry, we’re all out.

[justarandomart]

when your dad calls you by your full government name

kinda based off this post

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Caine: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box. Gangle: That’s a trash can.

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Ragatha: Okay, help me, please! Jax: Got two words for you. Ragatha: I bet they won't be helpful. Jax: Your problem. Ragatha: I was right.

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Kinger: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Bubble, to Ragatha: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Bubble: throws a brick through the window Bubble: Okay, let’s go.

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Ragatha, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee! Zooble: Friend of Yours? Ragatha: Nope, wrong number. Zooble: ???

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Jax, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Zooble, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

[chaoticace2005]

Kinger: I love my 4 daughters.

Everyone:

Zooble: …Kinger, I’m not a girl.

Kinger: Oh, I know!

Jax: *sweating anxiously in the background*

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Jax: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Zooble: When I first met you, I did not like you. Caine: I'm aware of that. Zooble: But then you and I had some time together. Caine: Uh-huh? Zooble: It did not get better.

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Gangle: Time for plan G. Pomni: Don’t you mean plan B? Gangle: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Jax: What about plan D? Gangle: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Zooble: What about plan E? Gangle: I’m hoping not to use it. Caine dies in plan E. Kinger: I don't like plan E...

... Shit

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Gangle, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Jax: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Jax: Jax: It's perfume.