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if you were a fish what kind og fosh would you be

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Voting ended onApr 27

[flareonfloof]

i. forgor

[windup-angel]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[liberalsarecool]

People who defend capitalism have no clue. It literally monetizes your misery.

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[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[ladytherottie-shoe]

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

[pukicho]

WE KNOW

[thediscossessed]

Everyone say thank you black women

[noireservoir]

THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN

[creatingblackcharacters]

LOUDER!!

[beanswithbones]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

[evildilf2]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[tae-kwon-doit]

I am going to be this gut except I'm going to use entirely normal dice and when I roll a 3 and a 4 I'm gonna throw my hat on the ground and stomp on it and leave the store empty handed every day

[somethingfangirly]

Okay, but what happens when you eventually roll snake eyes?

[tae-kwon-doit]

I jump in the air and shout tnings like "Yippee! Wahoo!" and click my heels together before running into the street without looking both ways. I do not take the cartons with me

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[weemietime]

"I would arrest netanyahu if I could... but to be clear I cant because the USA has actually promised 2 invade the hague rather than honor any of its arrest warrants which I knew when promising 2 'arrest netanyahu' lol. but Im so glad that all of u bought my performative gibberish sooooo, next question!!!"

- this moron who reverse canary actually lists as an 'EvIl ZiOnIsT' alongside ilhan omar and rashida tlaib. go off bestie!!!

[eggfucker700]

Girl shut the fuck up

[stoptheantisemitism]

Zionists are mad about this because it changes the debate from "is it a genocide?" to "it's a genocide and we need to arrest these war criminals"

They're coping with the new reality which is that the rest of us are past accepting that this is a genocide and are now on the topic of figuring out how to punish them.

They're modern day Nazis getting worried about the inevitable trials that they will have to go through. Weemietime is a Zionazi who has routinely defended and celebrated the murder of children and that's why she's mad about this.

[chongoblog]

Skyrim is fun because the text in it will be like "You should leave this place and leave the dead to rest. However it would appear that you, in your hubris, have chosen to continue to pursue a treasure that is not your own. As such, you will face the wrath of the undead" and meanwhile I'm just like "hehe I pick up moshrooms :)"

[wolf-aid]

The media blackout on Palestine coinciding with new bomb types dropped in a ceasefire tells its own story.

Nothing says "ceasefire" like a Thermobaric bomb. I guess "ceasefire" means something else down there than here... What pigs. They saw it as too hot and the temperature is too high, so they bombard us with heat generators. Damn them.

[wolf-aid]

We are still being attacked so brutally and powerfully, and no one looks or stands beside us, please stop what you are doing now, stop playing, stop watching movies, stop reading, leave them even for a few minutes, and see what is happening to us. We are still bombing, killing, and the world is silent that my father's health will not last any longer if we do not provide him with treatment he will not be able to live Please, if you read my words, please don't ignore and help me even once, please

[wolf-aid]

Guys I am so scared for my father his health is so difficult please help me and don't ignore me we really need your help so much please if you see this post you will share donate and help me please I'm crying from this tired life Please help me

[punkitt-is-here]

Please help my friend Ibrahim!

[wolf-aid]

Please I will not forgive anyone who reads this and does nothing that does not participate and does not donate if they die remember I begged you to ask for help again and again so please we have hope today please share this post and donate now please

[wolf-aid]

Please guys why no one donated what should I do to donate please i need your help you you my only hope is to save my father from death please help me Donate now! We're trying to get my dad to travel with patients for treatment We are close to doing so, please donate and share this post here

[pitbolshevik]

please donate

[wolf-aid]

Guys, time is passing and life is hard for me I am shaking for fear of losing my father Please share this post and donate 5 euros to me please you are only my hope Please donate.We are very close to reaching 15,500. Let us go.We are very close.Please share and donate.

[punkitt-is-here]

This family is in desperate need of help. Anything you can give will help immensely!

[wolf-aid]

Please guys, I am not able to stand on my feet from fear and unfortunately the bombing is still going on and life has become harder lately please if you can share this post and donate to my family please Help me and donate. I hope my parents will be evacuated as soon as possible Please donate to help him out

[dogpuppy]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and I’ll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location

[bunniope]

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

[bunniope]

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula