kookv.

ALL of this is not a coincidence !

[taeggukkie]

jungkook: i’ll hold his hands
 jungkook’s mind: JFC JEONGGUK YOU FUCKING DUMB SEAGULL STOP IT NOw YOU’RE IN A SHOW dUmB biTCH

[taeggukkie]

we love indirect kisses♡

[taeggukkie]

namjoon: why are your tongues purple?

jungkook: we got mush ice

taehyung: i had a red one

jungkook: i had a blue one

namjoon: oh

namjoon: OH!

[taeggukkie]

taehyung: JUNGKOOK, WAIT PLEASE

jungkook: *freezes* taehyunㅡ

taehyung: can't let you leave without telling you i love you.

jungkook: i'm coming back in thursday...

[taeggukkie]

jimin: get down from there

taehyung: NO

jimin: i have cookies

taehyung: IDC I'M GOING GLUTEN FREE

jimin: i have kookie

taehyung: i... can't argue with that *climbs down*

[taeggukkie]

tae: you're so cute.

kookie: i am not cute. i am an adult, a grown up man. i have trees for thighs and could probably lift you with one hand.

tae: you're so cute.

[taeggukkie]

taehyung: wanna bang?

jungkook:

jungkook: sure

[taeggukkie]

jungkook: my dick died, can i bury it in your ass?

taehyung: lol has that line ever worked?

jungkook: did it just work right now?

taehyung: what are you doing tonight???

[taeggukkie]

jungkook: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

taehyung: 26, I think

jungkook: I must have forgotten U R A Q T

taehyung: Your still missing one

jungkook: I'll give you the D later

[taeggukkie]

hoseok: i dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room

jungkook: okay. jimin?

jimin: yes? *blushes*

jungkook: can you move so i can get to taehyung?

[taeggukkie]

no one:

me: OH MY GOD TAEGGUK IS SOOOO GAY❤️🧡💛💚💚💜🖤❣️💕💘💖💗💓💞💝🏳️‍🌈

[taeggukkie]

jungkook: *raps*

taehyung: wow i'm wet

[taeggukkie]

taehyung: *breathes*

jungkook: wow hyung i love you so much please kiss me

[taeggukkie]

taehyung: you're pretty cute when you're nice

jungkook: what am i when i'm not nice?

taehyung: hot as fuck

[taeggukkie]

jin, to taehyung and jungkook: i love the "bad boy, good boy" vibes you have going on here

taehyug: it's not really that. it's more of i'm nice and he's hot

[memories]

#joonie is perfect for @taeggukkie

[night-stars-eternal]

@taeggukkie really wining at life over here ha

[taeggukkie]

what is happening

[taeggukkie]

taehyung: *yeontan in his hands*

taehyung: who wants the last piece of salami?

jungkook: i'll take it

taehyung: who wants a salami? *ignores jungkook*

jungkook: i said i do

taehyung: there you go, tanie! *gives the salami to yeontan*

jungkook: i said i wanted that!