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teathattast

yappacadaver

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

bunjywunjy

3liza

cryoverkiltmilk

However you think it's going to sound, you're wrong.

goslinggf

i feel like i'm going Italian

goslinggf

*insane

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

homunculus-argument

To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

#the more you know

pjotwitter

woodsdyke

i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

razerbackbitch

Why do I feel like all the shit we do at work just… belongs here? Not like on this blog specifically just like… on this hellsite?

#are we okay?#someone drew a dog with every known disease and put him on artfight

fellator

new fmk game called bed bath and beyond where you're given three people and you have to pick one you'd bed, one you'd bathe and one you'd throw into the unknown