☽☽☽

❀ i'm intolerant to most people but mainly milk ❀

[emptyxhead]

[glitterghosts]

Natasha Lyonne as Nadia Vulvokov in Russian Doll (2019)

[valtsv]

*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,

[moshimanju]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[foulserpent]

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[cwunch]

[lassoway]

film majors do you even know this movie

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[bidoctor]

[bob-belcher]

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[staraptor]

this is incredibly good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

[innsmouthconsul]

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

[bone-shy-deactivated20150412]

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.