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[artificial-sinner]

QUESTION, WOULD YOU PREFER A MORE MASC OR FEM VOICE? BOUTA DO A COMIC DUB.

oh either work go crazy!!! im like playdoh whichever sounds best to you is good :]

[trekronorline]

Bäckis is three points from being tied for tenth in points, all time, amongst Swedish NHL-players!!!

[theemperorsfeather]

Haven’t yet heard back from the places I sent resumes to BUT one of them has a sister company that is a nursery/garden center and someone from the garden center emailed me b/c my resume got passed on.

So I.

I need to think through what to keep in mind when I call them back because on the one hand YES I WANT AN INTERVIEW but on the other what sort of position do they have in mind (and: wages) and and and I need to be a little more calm cool and collected when I call.

Like yes my long term goal which is landscape design and hands-on stuff is what it is BUT in the short term, garden center/nursery work? Fuck yes.

[halflngs]

i have no internal monologue now, its only the distant chanting of ‘rtx’ 

[satrnos]

i forgot how much i love ioh. fall out boy is an infinite cycle i change favourite albums with the seasons

[nocturniko]

NEO ANDEAN ARCHITECTUR E

[id: an emoji shaking their fists up and down. end id]

[ilikemanythingsespeciallyyou]

so because carnaval (a southern dutch holiday during which everyone goes nuts and dresses up. There's also a parade; it's a competition) is almost over, i'm going to be reviewing some of the outfits i've seen. Criteria will differ per outfit. • A guy that threw up in my mom's car once was wearing a black suite with scientific formulas on it. Simple, yet different. i liked it. 7/10 • Most people who compete in the parade have a poloshirt with the logo of their club on it in a flashy colourcombination, but a lot of them accessorize. So there were a startling amount of people wearing sunglasses in the dark. This is especially unnecessary when you keep pulling them down to look at me seductively. You have a girlfriend stop it. (okay maybe continue) Uncreative and boring because you wear the same thing every year. still points for the fact that it does look put together if you're with your group. 5/10 • The girl with blue hair who was dressed as a spacegirl. Very pretty. 8/10 • Two guys who showed up to school in German dresses. Risky and safe at the same time and infinitely better than their friend who actually got his hairdresser to give him a mullet. 7/10 •The football team who all wore socks and shirts with a beer print on it. Alcohol isn't a personality trait. 3/10 • A man was wearing clothes with a beer print as well, but it was printed on traditional carnaval attire so i can't really critisize it. I feel absolutely neutral about this and don't know how to grade it so i won't • The 15 year old boy from Amsterdam in a bananacostume who got drunk in half an hour because my aunt kept telling him he should drink faster because that's how they do it down here. When my aunt came up to him with the bottle of rocketshot he purposefully spilled his entire drink on the pavement and held his cup up to her to fill it up. Please picture a boy dancing exceptionally badly in a bananacostume with a pink drink in his hand. Very entertaining. 8/10 • Half of the men in their twenties dress as a soldier or SWAT member. Extremely unnatractive. What are you doing? Living out your masculine fantasy you didn't want to commit to because you wanted to make money? These men are just very uncomfortable with their sexuality and masculinity i guess. When i tried to argue with a friend that it just re-enforces societal expectations instead of celebrating oddities, which carnaval is all about, he said that him wearing a swat-vest would be challenging because I disagreed with it. Buddy, this is why you failed your Dutch exam. Your complete incapability of critical thinking. -100/10 • Last and definitely not least. My dad's hawaii shirt that i wore to work, which radiated lesbian energy. 10/10