[artificial-sinner]

Moved to @enemydata

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[twiggytoast]

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[realanimetraining]

Happy Piccolo Day!!

[jaxblade]

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

[bonesofyarn]

[barjonabombers]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[artificial-sinner]

Moved to @enemydata

[twistcmyk]

[ooppo]

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[olympusaflame]

[j-lyn]

his best quality: his wiggles

[headspace-hotel]

These are the most exquisite wiggles I’ve ever seen

[kainablue]

Exceptionally fluent in wiggles

[drtanner]

The poise! The focus! The tail! A+ wiggles, just incredible. <3

[honeyginsen]

just a couple of normal civilians

[detectivehole]

i tried to post a screenshot of hellboys shower beer but it won't fucking let me. just imagine it if you haven't seen it, ok? do this for me

[detectivehole]

please post please post

[detectivehole]

HELLBOY SHOWER BEER 🎉🍻 🥳👏

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[lowpawly]

my roommate told me to clip this sgt frog bit that we were losing it over so here you go

[rslashrats]

I KNOW THE VIDEO SAYS EMETOPHOBIA BUT THERES NOTHING BAD I PROMISE

[medievaljournalist]

nice argument unfortunately i just learned the true & immutable name of the ground you stand on, and with its utterance rent a great yawning chasm where you will fall until day blends into night blends into fathomless dark

[escuerzoresucitado]

Gorgonocephalidae

[bogleech]

One of my top sea animals I wish lived all over the place on land. Imagine if you could just be walking in the woods and get this tangled in your hair. God people would HATE them. They would instantly be one of the designated "creepy crawlies" like snakes and bats and spiders. And I'd keep a hundred of them and some folks would see that and go "eewww! Why!" This is because many people are dumb.

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn