Lois glanced up from where she was typing away at her laptop on the couch. Clark sat next to her, chewing on the end of a pencil as he squinted down at some notes.
“Well, that’s sadly not unusual in this city,” Lois said. “You said they were scientists, right?”
“Yeah, but you don’t get it!” Kon threw himself onto the small sofa that was crammed into the living room. “They work for him. Like, Lex recruited them level of working for him. Moved the whole family out here and gave them a fancy lab level. Like Danny has met Lex and is creeped out by him level!”
“That is a bit more concerning,” Clark said with a gesture of his abused pencil. He shrugged bashfully at the look that Lois shot him. “Well, it is.”
Lois ignored him. “Kon, honey, Lex is Lex, but he’s not going to do anything to Danny. Sure, it’s yet another concerning fact about Danny’s parents, but Danny’s parents don’t define him.”
Kon scowled at the wall.
“Just like Lex doesn’t define you, Kon,” Lois continued gently. “The fact that Lex creeps Danny out doesn’t mean anything about you, it just means that Danny has good sense.”
“I’m not worried about that,” Kon lied.
“Well, it would be understandable if you were,” Lois said as she waved the matter aside. “Would you like me to do some looking into what his parents were hired for? There’s might be much out there but I can look.”
“Or the League can look,” Clark offered quickly. “Since it’s Lex, it’s always useful to know what he’s up to. New scientists might mean a new plot.”
Kon sighed and slumped further into the couch. “Or just that I’m being a creepy boyfriend.”
“Well, maybe a little,” Lois said.
Kon turned over to try and smother himself with a pillow. “Thanks, m—” He bit off the word.
“But also,” Lois continued, “you are who you are, as a person and a hero. Knowing the facts is important. I think that a little bit of looking is alright. Just stay away from Bat level of looking, you know?”
“You mean don’t tell Tim,” Kon said when he was done with his futile attempts to do himself in. He rolled over enough to glance at his amused parents.
“At least not to start,” Lois said.
“But I’m sure that Tim and the others would love to meet Danny, Lex drama aside,” Clark said.
Lois got that cat with the canary look again. “What about spring break? It’s coming up soon, isn’t it? Bruce has that cabin. I bet you all could use it.”
Clark, on the other hand, looked mildly panicked. “I don’t know about that. I mean, a bunch of teenagers staying alone…”
“They save the world alone,” Lois said with a roll of her eyes. “I’m sure that we can get most of them to agree to some ground rules, and then they can talk Tim into mostly behaving.”
Kon couldn’t help a soft laugh at that. “Yeah, we can find something to blackmail or bribe him with. If he brings Bernard and Danny’s there too, Tim will have to behave some just because of that.”
“See? Perfect,” Lois said. “I’ll give Bruce a call tomorrow to ask him about the idea and the cabin.”
Clark sighed. “Which means he’ll say yes.”
“Of course,” Lois said.
Kon continued to pretend he was oblivious about whatever it was that his parents had going on with Bruce. Besides, apparently he had a spring break to plan.
Tucker is shocked because he just lost a bet, Sam and Toby too but Sam is happy nonetheless for Danny and Toby is concerned because Jim’s acting like she’s drunk (it’s the Gritshaka)
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