Me: Oh hi 2 of my 4 parental figures how's France?
Mom/Step-father: Same old same old, how's school honey tell me all about yourself, what's new?
Me: Oh nothing - but, hey remember how I scorned and turned away from every opportunity up until now and hated that you wanted me to be an engineer but you both have consistently pointed out that I'm really good at mechanical based tinkering and whatnot and I might really enjoy being an engineer especially with my human factors emphasis in psychology?
Them: :audibly squints over the phone:
Me: So guess who's changed their major in their 4th year? :sweats: ANYWHOWHATHAVEYOUGUYSBEENUPTOIT'SBEENACOUPLEOFWEEKSHAHAHAHAHA
1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?
OOF you started off strong, anon. There are a few pairings I dislike, but for most of them there can be some justification as to why they’d work so I’m okay with that. However, there’s only one pairing that I’ll ever openly express my disgust with.
Under the cut for respect.
Get Kayn/Zoe out of my fucking face actually. Literally no justification, just that they were released one after the other. I don’t care if she’s a millennia old, she’s still physically and mentally immature and portraying her as older especially deviates from her character in a way that isn’t possible. Kayn is an adult male, and Zoe will forever be a child. I don’t get how people actually support this either, but the art is prolific enough to make people latch onto this trash.
And even within the content, 90% of it is Zoe being obnoxious and Kayn sick of her shit. How does that make for a healthy relationship when Zoe is an annoying little gremlin of a character? It’s not cute, it’s not appropriate, and the content creators are damn delusional for trying to make it work, especially when they try to make the Darkin lore changes work in their favor /faceplam.
