#;;stan

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JIM HAWKINS and STANLEY PINES have been added as MAIN MUSES

[journalsauthored]

“I’m not sayin’ I’m gonna kill whoever upset my niece but I know a lot of places to hide a body.”

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I realize JimStan is an already established ship name in the fandom--

But you can pry PineSnakes from my cold, dead, arthritic hands.

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me seducing @agntkennedy into crossover shenanigans while knowing absolutely nothing about dbd outside of 'i like the lady with the dogs-- OH THAT'S THE KPOP GUY, MY SON LOVES HIM'.

but also now I cannot unsee Mabel playing Evil's Resident or something and it's just an Animal Crossing x Doom x Resident Evil style island survival adventure game, set in the apocalypse. beating up zombies and junk for loot to build bigger villages, all that. she insists the game is 'cozy' though dipper claims otherwise.

she would be a fangirl of the 'keon lennedy' stile protag tho. he's really pretty and kinda broody. stan hates the fact that this 'badass survivor' main character is in fact, a cop. [claims it's the most 'unrealistic' part of the entire premise]

meanwhile mabel 'i've survived actual zombies' pines is expanding her horizons outside of traditionally 'girly' things. she might even entertain dipper in his dd&md [dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons] addiction with that one game series-- math wizard's door: 4.

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stan, gesturing to raine whispers

"HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM!"

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"Somebody just broke rule one. I can feel it."

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@missallanea gets a thing

"Marilyn?" Stan is stuck with a dumb look on his face as realization dawns on him. Who knew a trip to some allegedly weird town on the East Coast would bring him face-to-face with his ex wife. Maybe her aim really was gettin' better.

"You uh-- look nice."