#;nonsense

[iterumprimus]

Humanformers, claws and chaos...

...just like the old times

[pleasedontgethurt]

Ratchet is thicker than a snicker and i appreciate him for this

“Say that again, I dare you. I double dare you!”

[iterumprimus]

He will politely abstain from comparing his height to others...

[pleasedontgethurt]

I'm going to lick all of your medical tools.

He’s going to need to sanitize the medbay and replace ev e ry s in g le on e of  t h em

[pleasedontgethurt]

*several annons rise from the ashes beginning to clear desks in single sweeps while a roomba is screaming in agony*

“Please don’t touch my stuff. Also leave the poor Roomba alone, it’s doing its best”

[pleasedontgethurt]

How would you feel about cuddling? Would you want it to be caring or be in control smothering the other person? Or W o u l d y o u W a n t T o B e S m o t h e r e d ?

HE’S CURED! COMPLETELY FINE! NO ISSUES WHATSOEVER! Now, please excuse him while he nopes himself the F out of here.

[pleasedontgethurt]

It is I, the beans demon. I bring enough baked beans to fill rooms I drown those who challenge me in baked beans

…“I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN, YOU MONSTER!! YOU HURT ANOTHER BEAN AGAIN AND I’LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!! THAT’S A PROMISE!!”