as it turns out the idea of Sterne and Pages as the “twink boutta pounce” image refused to leave my brain after initially entering it, so... well I’ll just skip right to the point. here
seen from China

seen from Germany

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy

seen from Japan
seen from United States

seen from Japan

seen from Sri Lanka
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Egypt

seen from China

seen from United States
as it turns out the idea of Sterne and Pages as the “twink boutta pounce” image refused to leave my brain after initially entering it, so... well I’ll just skip right to the point. here
“I am not as drunk as you think I am, my friend” he says with a lopsided smile and hums the funeral march before breaking into a giggle. The man sprawls out across the floor, staring at the sky with his sword lying across his face. “... Wanna know a secret?” he mutters, poking at his weapon. “I am in love, but don’t tell her,” he whispered, pointing to the bag of tea leaves. “Oh, hey! When did you get here?! I was just talking about you.” Proceeds to take the tea leaves and dumps them over his face. “... I am one with nature.”
a poignant reunion
so close and yet so far
concept: Multiplicitous Hoarder ending gets you access to a new Mascot, the portrait for which is just this photo
Mr Barleycorn: take this seal and seek out other Curators for me... I am not """lonely""" I just want to know they're out there
me: ...right. well I'll just, uh, be off then
Mr Hearts, standing right behind me, making silly faces at one of its babies and not paying any attention: haha yeah
also I just realized in retrospect that Sterne’s title becomes even more fitting now that we know what the Masters’ species is called...........I’m clearly some kind of pun clairvoyant