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[crippled-peeper]

“we all die alone” is equally as stupid to me as “we are born alone” because even the most remote and “abandoned” human beings are largely eventually found and identified and re-buried, cremated, or preserved (such as mummified remains). everyone dies together. it would be unusual and strange for a social species to die alone. if you somehow manage to go off and die alone you will statistically be found at some point

[fadedcrayondrawings]

Found you.

-@system-wiped

// hola!!

well hello there ,, 👀 what brings you here ?

[athenasdragon]

I had a dream last night about being on vacation with my boyfriend’s family at an expensive hotel in Hungary and the hotel’s signature dish was a chocolate mousse cake with a dark chocolate shell on top and all day I’ve been wanting that damn cake

[crocdocz]

Detective Princess and Transfer Student

[hackerchickbodyy]

your header makes me feel guilty every time I look at it because ethans going through the worst time of his life but his fat sculpted ass is literally right there. where else am I supposed to look

[lunathetunaaa]

When i hear someone talk about their Fandom and its lore.

Its like they're speaking in tongues

[wayrok]