ok i know im outing myself but the potato thing stemmed from someone asking him his favorite shape of potato, so he was like "what? what do you mean shape? shape for use?? OH. you mean pre-prepped food potatoes" and i yelled "what do you mean USE."
so after a bit of mumbling about potatoes and potato shapes i eventually was like "we should throw potatoes at homophobes", and apparently because he didnt hear me clearly he thought i was calling *him* a homophobe, and then went off about how we should throw education at them instead. education on potatoes. and a little prior he answered my question of "fav reptile or lizard?" and he made a joke about ryan being a snake- which then derailed into me autisming about monitor lizards and rattlesnakes-
and to further prove my point of reptile autism i held up my bag and was like "i have a snake head :)" and he asked me a couple questions about whether or not i killed it myself and yadda yadda yadda. point is a little later he looked at me and was like "yknow, you could throw a potato at a rattlesnake. not to kill it, just to,, yknow, make it rattle i guess" and i was like No.
the show was certainly something. also he referred to me as my online name which was So Jarring. and also breezy remembered me from clearfield and was like "hi! you! i remember you!" and that eventually led to me getting my idkhow jacket signed so thats super swag
- no longer anonymous desert anon 🏜️
he is. actually so fucking weird i’m in tears. “what shape of potato???” also we should throw education at homophobes. i’m actually cackling that is such a dallon response. he’s right! and him making a joke about ryan LMFAOOOO he has that audhd sense of justice. get his ass dallon!!!! and asking you if you killed a snake???? 😭😭
him saying “you could throw a potato at a rattlesnake. not to kill it, just to make it Rattle” actually made me laugh out loud. dallon. please.
breezy was at one of my shows too! she was stood watching him the entire time it was so fucking cute
