#>plural.exe

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alterhuman joy is watching the last episode of tadc in theatre and [headmate] getting such a strong shift that everyone's like "yeah he's jax kin isn't he"

lol

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in honour of it being june i'd like to just acknowledge how funny it is to explain our collective identity in the most basic terms possible to other people

"oh yeah I'm transmasculine and aromantic/asexual" when really we mean:

like okay so we're a transmasc nonbinary he/him lesbian who's still attracted to men but exclusively in a lesbian sort of way but also not technically attracted to anyone at all because we're aroace but we still get platonic and aesthetic crushes because like we wanna date and get married to someone as a friend and like also we're poly because it would be nice to have multiple queerplatonic partners to dote on who could also maybe get what we can't give them from each other

ya know?

but yeah no just transmasc and aroace sure we'll go with that

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host doing his weird plural doubting shit again: "what if theyre just fictionkin types?"

kid, youve had literal conversations with gay yearning technoblade (hes gonna hate me for that lmao), the tenth doctor, nonbinary puppy tommyinnit, 14yo ghostbur, bigender wilbur soot, 2020 ranboo who only speaks through emojis, and three different versions of dean winchester to mention just a few

i dont think fictionkins can directly converse with their types, just saying

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hey chat how can you tell if you're a subsystem?

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does anymany ever find yall get nauseous if switches get drawn out real slow?

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realizing I'm not so much the host now as much as im just a guy who fronts a lot...

dunno when that switch happened but i guess asters host now or at least for now

weird

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our cohost hates my best friend and it's literally the worst thing in the world and i dont know what to do

she's hypersensitive and i understand that and it's fine but god the second she overreacts a little to us light heartedly complaining about something (we process things by talking and joking about them) he gets so pissed off and it bleeds into my mood and i have to take a step back from the convo because i don't wanna be irritated at her over nothing

i get that hunter has some views that don't exactly line up with the rest of us- i get that the others are allowed to not all be friends with everyone im friends with, that's fine, but hes being a downright asshole to her even if not directly

i dont know how to convince him that shes not emotionally manipulating us