#[wailing]

[little-snails-log]

Why spine demons???

I have the Jelly Venoms???

I did the stretching & the short walk & the Not Too Much Cawfee???

Why curséd with Spine Hurty???

Why clouds & spring make my back hurt like I did a manual labor when the only thing I lifted 2 day was my goddamn self???

WHY HAVE BACK LIKE POP CORN???

Curse you god, curse you evolution, curse you people who make fun of walking on paws instead of feets!!!

WHY MUST I BE BIPEDAL???

WHY GRAVITY & ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE GOT IT OUT FOR ME?

Am I just too sexy? Too Ballerina Hot Lady for this world???

[clicks heating pad up 2 roast]

[gingerbreadmonsters]

THERES SOMETHING STRANGE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD

[leo-leaper]

i cant believe nanocoffee are fucking dead

[ohthestoryteller]

i’ve been recently editing a show i’ve written and i realize that the most recurring stage direction is [Ophelia laughs] and i enjoy that you can garner that perhaps, before all this, Ophelia was a very happy woman

[ferretly]

I feel like I'm tormented by all the things that I want to do and can't do! Everything uses your goddamn hands/fingers! I could read, yes, I could watch TV, I could write something using my dragon software, but does anyone have any other ideas of things to do that don't use my hands? Why are there so few things??

[fceriestcrdst]

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT FOR FUCKING SAKE---

[ser-rctslcyer]

when will i get some chill time this weekend?

[bylethguy]

mmy heart shattering in a thousan,d little pieces after vi calls her powpow in episode 6 after being a league player for years and knowing the minigum is called powpow

and now whenever I hear "and see what powpow thinks" in get jinxed I take psychic and emotional damage