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#for lawful snail #grumpy snail #there are things that need to happen today

Btw, hinge just advertised under your most recent post [STAMP] [MAJOR DATE APP APPROVED]

Hinge? Of course they advertised under me. You drop one post about Anakin and Ahsoka getting it in… and the dating apps come sniffing like vultures at a breakup brunch.

If someone gets lucky off that ad, just remember —

She didn’t fall in love. She rebounded off my post.

#humor #funny #memes #snailsays #for lawful snail #grumpy snail #blacksite literature™

Can I skip writing reports and jump right into writing fiction again?

I always seem to get millions of ideas during report season. I want to write it all.

Sorry. I’m just tired and grumpy and wanna write something that I’m actually proud of.

#grumpy snail #ts virgil

[tapping away on the Internet with my tiny cat paws]

"wait isn't your username Snail? Why cat paws? Wait, why goose? Wait why Veloria? Is that ur real name? Why do you have so many names? Why do you type Like That huh? Wait why are you a snail instead of a Goose or a Cat???"

[typing stops]

[nyaaaaaaaah-sound-effect.mp3 bursts through ur phone speaker]

[Continues Typing with teensy paws]