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[tutuca0-0]

DIOS AME TANTO LA NUEVA TEMPORADA DE SHAUN THE SHEEP 🤧 Taaaaan malditamente buena fácil es una de mis temporadas favoritas

Yo iba a renderizar todo pero no me dió la regalada gana 🙂‍↔️ ( y por qué es mes de exámenes :'/ )

[fishme4t]

mspaint blitzer doods and many horns variation for funsies

btw tag urself im Loopsy

[dragon-king06]

Smg4 Swap Au!

Not my designs or au but it is my art

[thenerdwithadhdanddeppression]

Just finished the first bookof Magnus chase and here are my thoughts:

Hearth and Blitz are definitely dating

Magnus is a sarcastic king

Sam is a queen

Hearth is the best character ever

Gunilla is mommy

Loki is cool (but he's also probs gonna be the main villain)

Thor is somehow the most relatable character

'Satan's fashion consultant' is the best description ever

Magnus is very pan. He describes everyone he sees as either (blank) handsome or (blank) pretty and that's hilarious to me

Hearthstone deserves the world omg omg omg

Magnus trying to be supportive and being like 'arranged marriages are bad' but Sam being like 'no I actually want this you idiot' is also funny

Loki doesn't deserve to be the main villain he's to BBG

And those are my thoughts :)

[justanotherhh]

tbf striker has been confirmed To Fuck so in his case it's def just him seething that no-one is going along with his gritty semi-realistic cowboy roleplay

yeah, I can see that + I'm all about the fucked up power thing going on with Striker's obsession with Blitzø, where he wants Blitzø to be like him and understand him and respect him and maybe be a horse sometimes idk and Blitzø keeps denying him the pleasure of being equals (contrasted with Fizz who just seems to disgust Striker... although maybe we've hit the event horizon, now Blitzø has blown him up... we'll see.... wanting to just hurt/punish Blitzø is also great-as-dynamic)

I do think though that on the show proper (so not word of god or outside promo) there's a fascinating distinction between Striker's opinion of himself -- that is, that he IS sexy and talented and has a big dick -- and how much he'll allow other people to get into his space. Yes, there's the "stop ruining this for me!!!" thing when Moxxie, Stolas, and Fizz (although... not Blitzø? at least not enough to warrant a comment... but that may be because Blitzø's big kink fantasy is horseplay, which fits very nicely with what Striker's all about) turn a violent moment into a "sex thing," but there's also little things like kicking away the fan who's trying to get at him in Sweet Victory, or being really annoyed by the theme tune singers, like Yes he's Sexy, but can people please just stay the fuck out of his way and let him do his Job DAMMIT

this more headcanon territory than Alastor, but I do imagine him as aspec, probably along the lines of autosexual, with a dash of powerplay and cowboy roleplay that can lean into the sexual but Only if all the other right pieces are in play first!

but also there's an interesting Aspec Meta Thing in Hazbin/Helluva that's added when you have all the sex jokes and clearly allosexual characters (although, one can always HC aspecness), and then there's a character there that on some level Does Not Like It and/or avoids it -- so far Alastor and Striker. it opens up a line of thinking about the pervasiveness of sex and boundaries that I will immediately go ooh keep talkin' at

this meaning that while Striker may not be canonically aspec, he does add an aspec dimension to the narrative, because people keep getting into his fucking space with all that sex stuff and he wishes they'd fucking stop

so yes, he wants to break Blitzø like a horse. yes, that's kind of hot. don't even make it weird, don't even- *Striker yelling at his Blitzø-poster while drunk!* (how does he have it? did he steal one of Blitzø's own stick-drawings of himself?)

not-so-subtly pushing my "fucked up Striker/Blitzø" agenda with all of this, I'm noticing (it's gotta be fucked up though for it to work for me. has to be)

[drades-lair]

Blitzer stuck comic

[bloodmoon24]

Striker: I don’t need a cowgirl-friend. ‘Cause 20 years from now, I guarantee you, I will be Blitz’s second husband

Blitz: What happened to my first husband?

Striker: Nothing you can prove

[d00dle-f]

i am incapable of drawing just angst, apparently