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[martin-kb-poet-tea]

Dammit Martin just tell Jon you like him already 💀

@tormented-by-everything

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[paranoia-offical]

*throws a bucket of fish at your security guard*

A:

Or B:

Either way, you have successfully subdued the security. A doorway is now before you. What do you do?

[inga-don-studio]

hey check this out (makes you think about filbo bugsnax)

How- wha- ACK I CAN’T RESIST I’M THINKING OF FIBBO FUBBLECAKE AND MY HEART IS FULL-

I really hope there’s more Filbo content in the DLC- I miss this precious bean so much.

[thatslayer]

                      “Wow. Wouldn’t call that normal.”

                                         @dcvastates​ ;; SMOL THINGS ;; accepting

[burnsblu]

`        ›          a  starter  for  my  precious  @zcldrizes.          ♔                                           --------------------        unplotted.

‘      what  a  pleasure  it  is  to  finally  meet  you.  daenerys  stormborn.  i  do  hope  i’m  not  going  to  be  disappointed.      ’      she  can  not  be  all  that  much  younger  than  the  silver  queen  herself,  and  yet  the  princess  sits  with  precise  elegance,  as  if  trained  from  a  young  age.  a  straight  back,  a  sharp  gaze.  there  would  be  no  fun  and  games  here  save  for  the  ones  azula  deems  to  play  herself.  the  way  her  eyes  study  the  other;   it’s  a  predator’s  gaze  of  molten  gold.  azula  is  everything  her  advisers  may  have  warned  her,  and  many  things  they  could  not  have  known.       ‘      i  hear  you  leave  behind  yourself  a  handful  of  conquered  cities,  and  freed  slaves,  skittering  in  the  dirt  for  a  spare  coin.  let’s  start  there,  shall  we?      ’

[delcrraine-blog]

@bellissorte // continuation (♘)

     “Is that so? Are you an artist or something?” Philippe is curious. He stares at the man as one would at a picturesque painting, already dying to ask what the hell happened to his face. The blond bites his tongue, though. Since he was willing to help the man, saying anything that might sound so rude and unfriendly would ruin everything. “I understand a lot about art. I mean, I study Art History at La Sorbonne. I know that not even the greatest artist can do much if they don’t get enough sleep.” A small shrug as he tilted his head to have a better look at his scars.

     “By the way, I can tell you are not from here. Montmartre is far from being a safe place for tourists this late at night. You shouldn’t come here after 8 pm, unless you’re coming to get a weed pack. I mean! Not that I am here for a weed pack, anyways.” He let out a small laughter. Everyone knew how college boys in his early twenties spent their money at best. 

[punkswillscram]

@olimarandlouie started following punkswillscram

“Do any of yer little... uh.... Pikmin know how ta’ use a.... Pick?” He’s desperately trying not to make this into a pun.