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[mad3lyncline]

𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 . more starters taken from ridiculous texts my muses have sent on wire / discord . adjust pronouns as necessary !

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yeah no that's normal and makes sense

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] oh ur gonna be insufferable i think

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if ur trying to imply i ENJOY ur company . . . i plead the fifth

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] how do i go to starbucks without getting murdered 🥲

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] being shot at wasn't great

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i know you have a sense of humor [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you laugh at my jokes and i'm hilarious

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] we're only arguing because you're acting like a fuckboy 🙄

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] IF i find no elves i will CONSIDER recanting my statement

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you look like you bench bikers as a morning routine

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i feel like a really tall kid could do a sick backflip in a bouncy house .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] do shrimp have omega 3s

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] want to go to thailand to see a baby hippo

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i miss you it's been like almost a whole hour

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i would pay to see a stubborn - off between you and a donkey

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i promise you it's almost tolerable

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what if we kissed in the abandoned basement

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i'm getting better @ texting :-) [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] ( [ name ] taught me how to do that face )

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] we're both tiny and we both have big brown eyes !!!!

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] WHAT what if i just came to tell you i love you hmm ????

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't think birds are real

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you get it to a degree that terrifies me !!

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] will [ name ] let us install a mobile bird cage in the car i feel like this can be done

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] do u think sponges have feelings

[coffeeandthoughtspoetry]

Y'all ever look at ur co-workers and be like...

“this place just be hiring anyone”

[dualiipass]

69 - if you had to assemble a group of singers to participate in a new version of michael jackson's "we are the world", who would you choose? list at least ten celebrities.

Oh, that’s a hard one. I’d want voices that feel powerful but also really emotional. Adele, Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, Harry Styles, Renee Rapp, Halsey, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Shawn Mendes, Benson Boone, and Sabrina Carpenter. That studio would be absolute chaos, but the harmonies? Unreal. / @agrcndes @harryedstylcs @rrrrrcps @halsys @milcycyrus @tswiftfms @shaaaawns @sabannlynns @bennyboonex

[staticvoidzz]

YESS MARIE YOU ARE A CUTIE

[ameyerca]

gen v sentence starters.

i'm never coming back.

i'm gonna be down there one day.

i could go all the way — i just need the chance.

i knew i shouldn't have gone.

i didn't ask for this.

just leave me alone.

i'm not a monster.

i'm not here to do keg stands, or get high, or get in touch with my feelings about my past.

i'm here to be a hero.

this school fucks you over.

it's no different than the shithole i grew up in.

we've been through this: you're fucked up, i'm fucked up.

the only thing that is really apparent now is that we are all fucked up.

we do this and there's no going back.

look, i have a platform now where i can help people.

hey family!

my mental health journey has allowed me to grow in ways i never thought possible.

as my girl brené brown says: strong back, soft front, wild heart!

our journey has ended, another one begins.

i know sophomore year is gonna be lit.

it was a mistake.

anything and everything you do is okay.

i'm not a weapon, okay?

you don't have to be tough right now, not with me.

hi! i've been dying to meet you!

oh my god, you're so pretty.

do you want a white claw?

i've been through this lifetime movie before.

get it, got it, good!

wherever we go, we're in this together.

do me a solid and choke me out of my fucking misery.

heroes always come back, right?

no more running.

okay, sorry, can i get a quick sparknotes version?

i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

what the fuck is this?

you've been through way more shit than some asshole trying to make you feel small.

come on, you're brave!

how you feel? 'cause i'm sweating cocaine.

maybe put your dick away?

i'm surprised you can walk straight with everyone's tongue lodged up your ass.

piece of dickless shit.

i don't mean you're stupid — you're fucking smart.

what's your angle?

you know what day it is? it's fucking saturday.

i think it's easier for me to be angry with you than to be terrified of losing you.

i'm not going back to the fucking woods!

i got a broken fucking brain!

what's the name of my all time favorite movie?

oh, it's not so bad.

you always do that — why do you always do that?

uh, it's scary for me to be out here.

just leave me alone, television's jason ritter!

you're all fucking puppets!

i'm gonna make you remember that you're a hero — a real hero.

there are dangerous, evil people at that school.

you, and that, was amazing.

i wish we could stay here forever.

let's run away together.

we're better than humans.

i want to be a hero, too.

and trust me, i hate myself.

i feel so empty — it feels good.

oh, i wouldn't touch that.

you always made me feel better.

did you get any sleep last night?

that is really freudian.

i think this is something you just have to go through.

i told you not to do anything stupid!

i know you love me. it doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking bitch.

we can't trust anybody.

what side are you on?

i can recall someone chugging a bottle of rum and four dicks in the bathroom of a TGI fridays!

please stop, you'll kill them!

[redarrw]

( ➶ ) if you ever miss roy, look for him in —

DIN DJARIN ( The Mandalorian ), MĄ'II/COYOTE ( Diné/Navajo Mythology ), JESSE KATSOPOLIS ( Full House ), UZUMAKI NARUTO ( Naruto ), HAN SOLO ( Star Wars ), RAPHAEL & MICHELANGELO ( TMNT ), BILLY LO ( The Game of Death ), JOE COOL ( Peanuts )

𝑇𝐴𝐺𝐺𝐸𝐷 .  @azarathian & @dayplayers ( thank you !!! ) 𝑇𝐴𝐺𝐺𝐼𝑁𝐺 .  @proditeur, @linhmieus (and for @troiya too), @fightwing & whoever else would like to <3

[abyssail]

CUTTHROAT ISLAND (1995)

A sentence meme featuring lines from the 1995 film, Cutthroat Island. Change pronouns, etc. as needed. Part 1 of 3

"By the way, that won't work. See? I took your balls."

"He went looking for you. That's when [_] grabbed him. Lord knows what he does with him."

"I took this from our brother [_] last week. Unwilling. That's his blood on the borders."

"I always thought there was nothing in your head."

"I'm going to split you wide open."

"Oh Lord, what did I do in my life to get you?"

"I will fly his bloody head as my banner!"

"Get your knife. Shave my head."

"For once in your life, do as I tell you."

"What is your name again? Plopper? Squinter?"

"There's every reason why I should be alone tonight, being a stranger here, but a woman with grace such as yours should never be unattended."

"With higher anatomy, you must know a great deal about the human body."

"In medicine, it's our obligation to probe to the very bottom of things. We must, in fact, explode ancient superstitions . . . shake truths violently from the body."

"I can't be sure. I'm all at sea when it comes to things nautical."

"That's him! That man stole my diamond comb!"

"Think of the freedom. You can do anything you want now."

"Come to London with me. There's dukes there. There's earls and parties. It'll be fun. Think of how much fun it'll be."

"I was hoping to find you sober."

"I was hoping to be passed out by now."

"That's his bloody scalp. It's a map."

"If [_] picked you, I'll give you a chance."

"Let any man who would challenge me draw that."

"It's just that I'm the only person here who has the slightest inkling of how to act like a gentleperson, so I have to go with you."

"But unfortunately, I can't. I have pressing business with my book seller."

"You must be at your best behavior."

"Then, gallant sir, escort me thither."

"You anticipate too much. It's more like a fencing move. Any fool can do it."

"As you can see, I'm young, in fine health. I know horsemanship. I write a fine hand."

"Ah, Latin, the Romance language. I can speak Latin like I was born in the ancient Senate. A regular Cicero."

"I'd make a first-class teacher in a tasteful country house."

"I can do most arithmetic, though I confess a weakness in long division."

"Stop your chatter and say something Latin-ish."

"You're a very beautiful woman. I'd like to wash your feet."

"You like to wash things, do you? Start with your mouth."

"Where's your sense of competition?"

"I hope the lady is prepared to be a good loser."

"What gave you the idea I was a lady?"

"Are you trying to kill me, madam?"

"Yes, that's why I'm aiming where your brains are."