#{reno pls}

[redreno-blog1]

“I dunno why everyone’s doubting me. It’s such a downer. Do I really look that untrustworthy?” 

[livelyfellow]

#go follow the less attractive brother

“HEY.” 

[twilight-turk]

@kukanorrow liked for a starter

“It’s a bit too early to be dressing up as a pirate for halloween, grandpa. Unless you’re one of those types, who like to claim they’ve been in every war in existence, in which, ya might like to go back to the old folks home.”

[itsrenobitches-blog]

“It doesn’t feel good right now.”

     “you want some juice? i’ve got like. fifty juice boxes in the fridge. or i can try to track your datemate down and drag their ass back from whatever dimension they’re in to cuddle you.”