Forever Single, as well (in this verse at least.)
Mario:
Type is Princesses and literal Shadows.
Luigi:
Type is Tomboy Princesses and Princesses of Dubious Existences (whether or not Princess Eclair is real or not remains up for debate-)

seen from United States
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seen from Germany
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seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from Russia

seen from United States
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Forever Single, as well (in this verse at least.)
Mario:
Type is Princesses and literal Shadows.
Luigi:
Type is Tomboy Princesses and Princesses of Dubious Existences (whether or not Princess Eclair is real or not remains up for debate-)
“ The best of-a those 4? Hmmmm…nah, can’t-a say. “
“ After all, all of them are great people, all in their own unique ways! Anyone would be lucky to end up with them. “
//As far as how one would obtain them as Agents…//
//They’re S Ranks, but they’re 100% free, as you can obtain them by finishing their story quest. And you get their 6 extra dupes to fully max them out by 100%ing all of their Plumbing Jobs in their side quest.//
//The reason why they’re free is to play into the fact they charge people basically dirt for their services-//
Nah we need Mario booty jiggle
Or at least moustache jiggle
OR facial jiggle when he makes that shocked face
" We don't have the budget for anything besides the nose, paisano. "
The other 99% of the 'jiggle budget' goes towards the other agents, after all. Remielle, especially, has been hogging it-
...
Also, Mario saw that first suggestion.
[DEATH]
//As for what the ZZZ!Bros drive around in...//
(And yes, it DOES play their company/commercial jingle, 24/7. It's the only song that'll work on it's junk excuse of a radio.)
//ZZZ!VILLAIN OF THE WEEK POV WHEN THEY GO "All according to plan" and tries to leave the scene in the shadows-//
(One tried before via helicopter, and he just grabbed them helicopter and put it back on the ground-)
//So, ya'll know the DEKU STREET TIER SLAYER memes? That's the ZZZ!Bros, but specifically for villains who hide or run away in the background.
//THE BACKGROUND SLAYERS-//
" Hey-a! Welcome to Super Mario Bros. Taxi Services! Where can I get you, today? " Spoke MARIO THE TAXI.
ANY job for some extra dennies, huh?