#|| commentary

[viridiankept]

"it isn't about physical height, it's about perceived size." this man is 5'9" and unashamed of it.

[viridiankept]

"..."

[viridiankept]

"good and evil are inconsequential."

[tumblestones]

when you're trying to have a silly goofy time shit talking about your boyfriend/rival and the world says no-

[wastehog-blog]

Y'all calling @spaceape daddy when you all know the real daddy is roadhog....just saying...

[eatiiing-blog]

Just a reminder how obsessed Chris is with food:

Canonically has emergency bacon in his wallet.

Canonically has bouillon cubes on his person for soup related emergencies.

Canonically withheld the information of an extra $10 on his person so he would have emergency sandwich money.

Canonically has emergency silverware strapped to his belt loop.

Canonically walked into Dan’s apartment and started eating his (poisoned) meatloaf without even asking for some of it.

Canonically has eating plastic food from an art exhibit (an ENTIRE plastic pie as long as half a plastic cheeseburger), even when he already thought it tasted like plastic and still didn’t acknowledge it was fake.

Canonically refused to go on a jog with his wife Elise because she wouldn’t run past a doughnut shop.

Canonically ate the entire bowl of Halloween candy TWICE before the trick-or-treaters showed up, and couldn’t promise to do it a third time.

His best friend Dan canonically told Chris to relate something to a sandwich so he would go after it faster.

Canonically was persuaded against his best friend Dan by Dan’s impostor by use of pie.

Canonically was lured away with food from a trap that was meant for Dan by the same Impostor in a later episode.

Trusted his love of pie over his best friend when Dan said that the pie might be poisoned. (it wasn’t, and the chances were low, but still.

I could go on forever, but you get the point.