#|| crack. ||

[hidterrae]

del, high as a kite: bruh, the moon is... just a big fucking rock in the sky

del: ...

del: lifting her hand imma fuck with it

[hidterrae-a]

"you'd mock me? as if it is shameful of a lady to want some company?"

"y-you said you'd want them to pin you against the wall while you blush like a budding rose, my lady.."

"...i never specified against that type of company, no.."

[hidterrae-a]

my deep execute au is essentially j4, a few years into being king, already tired. a dead delphine reappears in demacia and he just starts singing ‘the bitch came back’

[hidterrae-a]

@komaedas-ass

i blatantly stole this from my best friend but IT NEEDS TO BE HERE TO SHOW Y’ALL HOW MUCH OF A MOM SHE IS

[hidterrae-a]

THIS JUST IN: DON’T SHIP WITH ME

I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE VERY QUICKLY.

[hidterrae-a]

if sylas ever gets a hold of delphine.jpg

[libidinelost]

sometimes a girl just wants a ship that works with Shania Twain’s “Party for Two”

“you gon’ look sexy in ya socks ;)”