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[ofalsehoods]

holy shit avengers endgame is……three hours long…………

[frestoniia]

What’s wrong with you?

youre depressed

therapy is probably needed

     He pretends he does not see it.

[vxmpire-bxt]

Okay, @lifeoverall gave me .5 likes which means y'all get EVEN MORE Beth hcs!!

The south side of her compound wall is pretty heavy with walker activity. If you piss her off, or if you've been slacking, stealing, etc., you'll be put on 'wall' duty. That involves being put outside the south wall with no defence and at the mercy of the walkers. Yes, she thinks this is riveting and quite funny.

She owns a few stuffed animals on her bed. So no, people generally aren't allowed in there (she has a reputation to keep).

Beth owns a record player, and Saviours took it when they first took her shit. Yes, they had to hold her back. And yes, she did actually get hit for struggling and being difficult.

She owns a machete that belonged to Hoyt and she'll bite your throat out if you touch it without her permission or with good reason.

I'm not going to lie chief, even in the apocalypse she's still addicted to sex and alcohol. Though alcohol isn't much of an issue anymore.

HER FAVOURITE FOOD TO COOK REGULARLY IS CHILLI CON CARNI. IT'S LEGITIMATELY FAMOUS IN HER COMPOUND.

Her favourite food is lasagna, with bolognese coming in a close second.

If you want her to shut the fuck up REAL fast, just grab her throat (gentle or not doesn't matter) and she'll shut her mouth and do mostly whatever you say.

The Saviours legitimately talk about Beth over the radio and discuss how hot she is on a scale of 1-10. She's heard it. She's flattered. She's even joined in: 'I think I'm a (number) if you're drunk'. She's probably slept with a Saviour or two. Negan is either annoyed by this radio chatter or joins in. It's a bonding point for everyone.

[bardstune]

Jaskier smells like Dandelions and weeds, confirmed.

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