d'you think it hurts when saitama hits his elbow somewhere? (just for gaining funny points if nothing else?) like he couldn't kill that damn mosquito..
Cherished mutual, forgive me for what I’m about to do.
Edited to clarify: I latched onto the idea of “hitting one’s funny bone” (elbow) and ran with it (it’s colloquialism but im actually not sure how common it is, upon reflection it seems a little dated, but maybe im wrong)
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Saitama is a gag character that wins every fight— but to your point, these rules don’t seem to apply when the situation is a humerus one.
But then again, Genos marrowly escaped Mosquito Girl with his life because Saitama went after that teeny, tiny pest… so maybe that scene was less of a running gag and more like Fate, proof that their friendship was truly meant tibi(a).
As Saitama emerges from his bone-ly existence, his new friends still manage to get under his skin. Saitama can’t beat King at video games, no matter how hard he tries to socket to him. You’d think that Saitama would fair better at Rock Paper Scissors, but he doesn’t—and his frustration rises to a femur pitch. Luckily, Bang is there to give him a sternum talking-to.
So, in summary, I think Sai will lose fights if the scene knees a decent punchline, and that’s no fib(ula).
[[dodges imaginary tomatoes from an imaginary audience]] …That’s my set, everyone, you’ve been great! Tip your waiters, folks, I’ll be here all week. [[gets promptly yanked off an imaginary stage with one of those imaginary, old-timey hook things]]

























