#( i'm srry

[artemisardw]

In my fic I'm currently writing a chapter where Dazai is trying to woo Chuuya.

I feel like he'd tell him the worst pick up lines in the history of humanity, because he's tryna be authentic for once.

Funniest thing is that they're pick up lines I actually use, and people will just tell me they're terrible before I even give them context 😭.

Dazai in the fic: Are you trash, cuz I wanna take you out *sparkles*

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: Are you a pulmonary disease, cuz you make my heart stop.

Chuuya: Shut the fuck up.

My friends laughing: Where do you get this shit from?

Me: I've used these.

My friends: ... How are you still in a relationship.

??????

[reyreadersblog]

Evryone is like "GIVE PAEDYN AND KAI A HAPPY ENDING IDC ABOUT KITT OR ANYONE ELSE" like no??? Wdym you don't care if kitt dies?? I personally won't be happy if he dies, because first, i already think he is such an interesting character and we could have another book where we learn about his backtory or where he'll find his love, second he is going to have a redemption arc and ik it. Also WHAT ABOUT MAKOTO? if he makes an appearence in fearless, (i know he will) and something happens to him...i don't wanna think about it but Lauren saying it's a bittersweet book makes me think it's very much possible.

[ghost-in-piecesdeactivated202603]

Thik ho bachha

Call Karu??

Aaj jis mood me hun

Merese dur hi rahe pls

Chhikh chhikh kr kaan ke parde faad dungi main

Or kuch kami padi to aapko bina mtlb ke sun na padega

Pr aap to cutualss(ig?) ho yaawr

Aapko kuch nhi bolna

Chalo jao sone

Good night

[kyeomstars]

Hao icons cuz he's an icon

[bloomingflowersthings]

CW: rambling/vent (?)

HEY GUys so if you ever sent a message to me and I sounded distant/cold/uninterested, it was not the intention!!!!! its just that my neurodivergent brain just can’t function to interact with people by message. This affected a lot of my “real life” friendships bc I would never answer their messages energetically and they usually thought I was mad at them :,(

SO I really like all of you guys who’ve messaged me I’m sorry ab being cold I wished we talked more!!

(tagging @goldenempyrean and @somber-sapphic because they’ve always been so sweet to me even though I take forever to answer)

[renaissance35]

Tim *trying to flirt*: You have beautiful eyes

Carrie: Thanks. I need them to see.

[immortal-green-snom]

hhhahaaha Oop s

[greekschist]

The Greek Gods as things I've seen in my school pt 2

Hermes: *casually takes a joyride on an iPad cart down the hallway*

Athena: I am the bringer of intellect and intelligence

Ares: You once called a pyramid a "square triangle"

Athena: Did I fucking stutter

Apollo: *cheerfully* I wanna die

Poseidon: Zeus why do you hate me

Zeus: Because you're a disappointment

Poseidon: *sad*

Hades: I'm fine

Hades: I just have a lot of anxiety and I'm slightly depressed but I'm fine

Hestia: Are you okay?

Hades: nO