#( mf. )

[calebunny]

‘Infold why am i tied to a stick??’

Oh yaeeey im a sacrifice 😃✌🏻

[redsray]

Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.

So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.

Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!

Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??

Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??

Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore

Jason: ... Not... Robin?

Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.

Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.

Tim: Ugh

Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?

Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.

Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.

Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.

Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?

Tim: ... You believe me?

Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.

Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.

Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.

Tim: Uh-

Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.

[howelljenkins]

now that i’m past the initial elation and relief of us mutually ghosting each other i’m thinking who tf does this man think he is ghosting ME stunning pretty smart funny cultured accommodating empathetic good listener multilingual accomplished the list goes on.. you should be begging for a second date

[ehveerivv]

Peepaw: “so what’s the car plan for the trip?”

Me: “Ghostie and Thorne are taking the Civic to go get the rental to come back here and get everything finished up.”

Peepaw: “but I need the car Saturday?”

Me: “…good thing I said ‘picking up the rental’ then, huh?”

Peepaw: “oh I might not have been listening just now lmao.”

[isuggestwishcraft]

If one more person calls wuxians ghost path 'demonic cultivation' with no /j attached i will take arms the way nie huaisan does it (cry)

[stibnitewires]

The more I think about Mike compared to other characters the more apparent the misogyny of the fnaf fandom becomes...

[disruptivevoib]

If, persnaps, anyone has any questions about my HMS au's or interpretations.. I am kinda in an over-explaining mood rn.. These can be simple or more about how they function or certain details or concepts. Needs for elaboration anything.

Au's do count also chatroomverse rp versions of characters :D