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[notloavern]

ladybug and chat noir flirting with miss hound and queen bee because hey that's their girlfriends (lb & cn rivalry for the attention of mh & qb)

I HAD to draw it LOL

[bloodybrahms]

I'm going to boldly assume it's cool to talk Yautja at you? Because I have brain rot and nowhere to put it 😔

I feel if one were to smooch a Yautja upon the mandibles, they wouldn't know what kissing is and would interpret it as a poor attempt at a threat display? Not in a way that they'd get defensive, more like "awww look at you, so scary, good job!" To them, it would be like when a kitten fluffs up and hisses, trying to look intimidating, but it's just cute.

i do love the idea of a yautja just being very confused w a human partner's romantic advances, because thats not a huge part of their culture. so yeah, no kissing usually so when you peck your lips all across their face, i can see your yautja mate being like ???? ok??? (and you try and say its an important, special kind of display of affection, and they'd hit you back with 'i saw you do the exact same thing to your little pet rat (you have a dog) so clearly its not that special but ok-"

i dont think theyd misinterpret a lot of what you do but i do think they'll be very stiff and observant when things get started, because they're learning and don't know what to expect (always be on guard 🤺!) but i think theyd treat us more like... scientists observing a little lab rat (<- affectionate. somehow. sjkhdfksjhdfjks) like wow what's this little freak gonna do next 📝

[bbsgarbagebin]

Daryl. He's so desensitized to blood, he'd be genuinely befuddled if you thought he might get queasy about your period.

I'm specifically envisioning a scenario where say, your period happens to roll up while he's fingering you. Mortified, you start to apologize, just for him to look you dead in the eye when he sucks his fingers clean and is like "no harm no foul"

SO RIGHT SO TRUE!!!!! LITERALLY WHO CARES ITS THE APOCALYPSE BABEYYYY!!!! also he's already so nasty dirty like, if anything, you should be nervous about the uti risk until he learns the concept of regular bathing- ksdjfhksjdhfkjsdhgjk

i feel like if anything the only time daryl would be uncomfy around periods is like, early seasons daryl + early in your relationship daryl, and its not that he's uncomfortable wen you get together its just that he has no idea what to do and merle probably put misogynistic shit in his head about how "women will go crazy and kill ya" and so the first month he'd be like .... like a hunter trying to get a scared rabbit out of a trap very 'woahhhhh girl' <- talking to a spooked horse ass shit. sfhsdkgjskdjhfsk you know? do you see my vision?? bring you a squirrel he hunted, skinned, and cooked for you like Um here are you better now?

^ but then he learns and becomes a period pro ^_^ hashtag growth

but the first two seasons? that hick doesnt know what a period is. and first period when you get together? he doesnt know wtf to do and is a lil frightened, but he'll get better ^_^ kisses him and kisses him forever and ever <3

[pixelsmooches]

with the power of mage hand i finally believe in the possibility of being fingered under a table with no one seeing

I said NOT to think about this in a sexual way 😤😤😤😤😤

But if we must, 👀 👀 👀 then....

Yes absolutely. Gale is canonically such a lil kinkster freak <3 (/positive. from the mouth of another kinkster freak)

Can we maybe indulge in..... say theres a colleague at the academy that hes introduced you to - now hes introduces you to everyone of course. As he shows you off to everyone you find theyve already heard QUITE a bit about you from the constant love induced ramblings of Prof Dekarios <3 but maybe there is one colleague who is like Hi pleased to meet you, wow Gale I can see what all the fuss is about 😉

And i can see this person just meaning it in the harmless way that like some people get a little flirty but in a totally nonserious and nice way, you know what i mean?

Because Gale doesnt

At least not in THIS case because suddenly his arm is tighter around your waist while he replies with Yes my words cannot do them proper justice of course.... and then he goes off about you AGAIN 1 because he cant help himself but also 2 to kind of show off like See how much i know anout them and love and care and we have so much history and trust and devotion and you aint SHIT-

Now imagine you notice gales mood has gotten a bit tense and you keep asking him about it but he brushes you off. Says hes fine and to enjoy the party

But of course as you guys keep bouncing between guests you end up back in flirty guy's orbit. Hes among a group of professors and all of them are having an innocent convo about grading or some shit

And then you start to feel it.

A pressure between your legs. Pleasurable. Too pleasurable. But light enough for you to keep your composure at least externally.

And you send a glare to gale because it doesnt take a fucking wizard prodigy to know whats going on, but you see his mood as suspiciously improved as he looks back at you with an innocent smile 😇

Anyway. Think about that. If you want, i suppose

[replicae]

"If I bought these for you, would you wear them?" Leon asks, trying to keep a completely straight face.

When Leon said he wanted to show him something, a pair of snake glasses was the last thing Zeno expected to see. He can't help but let out soft laugh of disbelief as he stares at the screen, his expression a cross of awe and disgust at their frankly bizarre design. Outlandish was a better word. Green lenses? Those were hot, Zeno had to admit but the way the... arms? No, snakes didn't have arms, did they? The way they slithered up and over the head had the clone running his fingers over his own hair, trying to imagine what that would feel like. "Congratulations, Leon. Those are the ugliest fucking glasses I've ever seen in my life. Should have gotten them for Victor. He would have loved them what with the... snake-vibe-mad-scientist thing he had going on, you know?" He can't tell if Leon is being deadly serious or not. He also didn't say outright he'd never wear them if somehow the agent decided to get them anyway.

[oculusxcaro]

One doughnut with blueberry filling, topped with yellow icing and star shaped sprinkles for Austin from Emil

Unprompted but always welcome! Give him all the doughnuts pls

"Wow, is this for me!? This smells so good!" Austin says, face wide with a happy smile. The smell of blueberry was unmistakable and the yellow icing and sprinkles made it almost too pretty to eat. Almost. He took a moment to admire the decorations; Austin had always loved the stars and they just made this colourful treat that little bit extra special, like he was holding something out of a dream he'd like. Carefully he broke it in two, dark blueberry filling squidging out of the now divided doughnut as he offered one half back to Emil, nestled in the paper napkin it came with so it wouldn't get all over her hands. "Um, hi! I'd feel a little guilty eating all of this lovely doughnut without seeing if you'd like to share first since you brought it. Are you a baker?"

[riddlesnap]

"Your suit is really green!" The little red haired girl stared up at him with wide, blue and brown speckled eyes. "Like grass! Or, umm...em'ralds!" She nodded firmly, convinced that was right. "My Papa likes green. Do you like green?" (From Essi)

He's dreaming again. It's not a very nice dream though. He's battered and bruised from head to toe, being dragged across a cold hard floor before being flung unceremoniously into an equally unpleasant cell even smaller than his usual one. He's back in Arkham. Again. Having been defeated by Batman. Again. The lights go out, leaving him in the sort of darkness where you can just about barely make out your surroundings, not that there's much to look at other than a thin strip of light from a door far too small for him to get out of. Edward sits up, brushing himself off as he patently waits for the dream to be over. He's had this one before and it's not pleasant, ending only when the cell starts shrinking so much it's like getting caught in one of his own death traps all the while hearing laughter ringing outside. Except, this time, that doesn't happen. This time there is a knock at the door, a small one made by small, almost shy hands. Crawling over on hands and knees, Edward goes to open it, finding it unlocked much to his surprise. What's more surprising is the visitor on the other side. A little girl with red hair and odd eyes none too different from his own. No child he's ever seen before, which makes it all the stranger why she's here, but he'll take it over the usual getting-crushed-to-death part. That part always had him wake up drenched in cold sweat, shaking and nauseous.

"It is green, isn't it?" Edward laughs, looking down at his suit. Gone is the badly-made jumpsuit Arkham forces all her inmates to wear, the scratchy grey fabric replaced by a smooth, verdant cut of wildest green. He feels more like himself again, not nearly so small now despite still being trapped in this tiny cell. It's a reminder that he's the Riddler, that no matter what happened, he always had a plan. Edward looks back at the girl, deciding that he liked her, whoever she was. "You're right again. I do like green. It's always been my favourite colour as lots of nice things are that colour, like grass or those emeralds you mention. Do you like green too? Like your papa?" He feels almost silly asking, talking to her like she's a real child. He knows none of this is real, that he's only dreaming but what harm could any of this bring? At least until he woke back up, and would forget all about this.