My friend: All your favorite ships are just grumpy x sunshine in different fonts.
Me: laughs no they're not.
Me swiping through my ships later that night: itafushi, fuck, renga, fuck, shiguang, (cue uncle ruckus theme song), oh no, drarry, this can't be, byler, momokuran, robstar, gweoff, grey ghost, ash x eji, jori, chlodrien, chloenette, stonathan
Miraculous: A Fairy's Tale Incorrect Quotes (number... I dunno)
Marinette: Why is Chloe crying on the floor?
Kagami: She's drunk.
Marinette: And?
Kagami: She saw a picture of Adrienne's girlfriend.
Marinette: But she's Adrienne's girlfriend.
Kagami: I know.
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Marinette: Truth or dare?
Chloe: Dare.
Marinette: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Chloe: Hey Kagami?
Kagami, blushing: Yeah?
Chloe: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Adrienne.
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Chloe: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Adrienne: *blushing* I—
Kagami, butting into the conversation: Marinette is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Chloe: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Adrienne: *looks over at Kagami and Marinette * Adrienne: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Marinette: Bad news—Chloe locked herself outside of her own hotel suite.
Marinette: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Marinette: Bad news—Adrienne finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Marinette: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Marinette: Bad news—it was Kagami, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
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Adrienne: Hey Marinette , wanna third wheel on my date with Chloe tomorrow?
Marinette: Sure.
Adrienne: Kagami! Wanna third wheel on my date with Chloe tomorrow?
Adrienne: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Marinette & Kagami: ...
Chloe: Adrienne...
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Marinette: You know, Adrienne gives Chloe flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Kagami: Okay.
*Later*
Kagami: *gives Chloe flowers*
Chloe: ???
Kagami: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Kagami: That's ridiculous, Marinette doesn't have a crush on me.
Chloe: Yes she does
Adrienne: Yes she does.
Marinette: Yes I do.
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Marinette: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
From left to right: Ladybug, Chrysalis, Queen Bee and Cat Noir
I present you a sketch about Ladybug, Cat Noir, a forgiven Queen Bee and a reformed Chrysalis as together for a photoshoot with the Eiffel Tower as background.
I prepare a upcoming post about a Miraculous AU where Queen Bee and Chrysalis as parts of the Miraculers and it's also a rewrite, a canon divergence.
