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thank you to @dangermousie for the screenshot

#chasing jade #pursuit of jade #he's so needy #i think he is very aware of how needy and clingy he is #he knows changyu can go on with her life and marry someone else #he cannot #she's it for him baby

Felicity says Alastor cannot

I found this hilarious, you're welcome, I love this, it's my favorite video now. and Drawing demon Alastor was such fun please enjoy my dears! Feel free to like and reblog to your hearts content, this is just too goofy not to spread around lol. -Madame

and when i die only one certainty remains : i was, am and will always be hopelessly in love with kim hongjoong.

#he can't be real #and I know he is because i've seen him and met him many times but???#he cannot #loml #ma vie toute entière #je peux crever pour lui tout simplement #kim hongjoong #hongjoong #ateez

okay but the perfume post has me laughing imagining jaskier COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT finding the equivalent of ye olde obsession by calvin klein but for witchers

perfume smells different on each person depending on their chemistry, so the idea that jaskier just HAPPENS to find one that reacts with his to make the equivalent of an olfactory pssp pssp pssp is SO funny to me

geralt refuses to tell him because he knows it would make him insufferable, but now he's offscreen tackling witchers like nobody's business because they've come to investigate the enchanting scent they caught on the wind, and geralt WILL NOT have it

#pen posts #oh my GOD imagining the aggressive sniff dogs do when you get back from being around other dogs #but it's the other wolves when geralt gets back for winter that first year XD #geralt why do you smell like they want to both eat you and fuck you and roll all over you #what'd you do #and he canNOT let jaskier find out #he canNOT #geralt STAYS stressed on the path because jaskier smells incredible and he knows it #AND JASKIER MUST NEVER KNOW #and he can't trust another witcher to not wreck the whole thing and tell him #pffft there's also the very primal wolf 'this is My Smell. no one else can smell.' at play #this is HiS catnip bard! no other sniffs allowed!#that's the real reason geralt never took jaskier back to kaer morhen for the winter #the other witchers would be rolling all over him to get The Good Smell #and geralt will not have it

I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.

Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???

I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #hermione granger #ronmione #dramione slander #anti dramione #ronmione forever #ron weasley appreciation #he’s the best #draco can’t fight and that’s a fact #im sorry Draco stans but y’all need to hear this #this is on par with the post about Snape being able to beat mcgonagal #he cannot

dyke sit normal challenge: impossible 🧍

#my work #bibinella #nox tanith #wasteland gospel #he cannot

JEREMY JORDAN CAN NOT DANCE

it’s so cute though

#newsies #newsies broadway #jeremy jordan #he cannot #he just cannot #i love him #i love

Thank GOD the Lancasters aren't Jewish. Can you imagine them doing passover?

A plague that kills all eldest sons? Bolingbroke would be so passive aggressive. Hal would get wayy too into reading the Hagada. None of them would want to do the part after the food. They would read the entire thing anyway. No one would have fun.

And all of that *before* you consider them inviting all the extended family.

#morning after hal trying to explain the entire thing to Falstaff #he cannot #shakespeare #shakespeare plays #henry v #henry iv #prince hal #jewish holidays #jewish #passover #jewish shakespeare

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