#((still grounded

[rosey-fox]

My allergies may be chronic but my ass is iconic

[greekgrad07]

You might want to block @/deepestempathllamalawyer. She’s a furry 😟

@deepestempathllamalawyer blocked and reported

[sunshinexlollipops]

dude I thought my dog, Argos, went missing. we couldn’t find him in the backyard and this spurred a huge search.

this little shit in question here is what I thought went missing.

my sis and dad driving cars around the neighborhood while I advance into the night on foot with nothing more than my denial and my phone’s flashlight aiding me.

I check the storm drain by my house and two eyes peer at me. whatever owns them advances slowly and blinks. I feel like this will end with either rabies shots or a horror flick reveal, so I dip outta that shit and decide I will recheck my backyard just in case.

AND THEN—

THIS TINY HOLE AT THE BACK.

A LITTLE HEAD POPS OUT. TWO PERKED BEAGLE EARS EMERGE.

I am both so livid and relieved all I can do is stand there and gawk as my pudgy, elderly son SQUEEZES through this tiny space and then comes BARRELING toward me like a puppy, spinning and dancing on his toes just the same.

he is currently inside but the fucker is GROUNDED and I’m tempted to have a glass of my hard cider while I try to decompress with a hot bath.

glad you’re back, you bastard. but please don’t scare me like that again. 😭

[huffego]

Yoo Xeno is here!! Hi Xeno 👋😊 (vore anon)

^^^^

[kurtty-drabbles]

“I opened the dishwasher too soon.” Kurt and Kitty on dishwashing duty for the first time in the Institute and Kurt doesn't know how to use modern amenities.

@sailorstar9

N/A: Well, we all have our struggles.

The price for breaking some of the Institute´s rules is, of course, doing more chores than normal, Kitty thinks this could have been worse.  Kitty and Kurt sneak away from the curfew to see a show, Dazzler was on the town and the two teens were lucky to be able to see her show.

Of course, Logan caught them and now, Kitty has to clean the kitchen as Kurt has to clean the dishes, the mission proves to be a bit hard and the elf believes that the dishwasher to remove some of the dirty on the dish.

“I opened the dishwasher too soon,”  Kurt screams in panic as bubbles are coming from the machine and the dishes are soaked with bubbles made by the soap.

Logan was called but the man knows nothing of machines, in the end, it was Scott who fixes the problem and the elf was remove from Kitchen´s duties as Cyclops explain how to use the dishwasher.

Kitty and Kurt are still grounded.

[crockpotcauldron]

HEARD OWL MATE CALLS

[missingarchie]

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