#(b)esti

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what crashing at my bsf’s while she’s at school feels like

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esti: d’you know why babies cry when they are born?

liz: ??

esti: because they haven’t watched captain america: the winter soldier yet

liz: 💀

esti: thank yeww☺️

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is it just me or does anyone else talk about their best friend as if they were in a committed relationship?

a friend of mine tells me a story about her and her boyfriend. my reaction? i tell a similar one that happened with me and my best friend because she's the love of my life and it makes perfect sense.

@sweetcolorfulies daily reminder that i'm your partner

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"WARNING, wraaaAAA, WRAAAAAAAA" - my best friend: smut warning

this is what keeps men away honey, not my muscles @sweetcolorfulies

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today’s convo with @sweetcolorfulies

esti: so how’s the song going?

me: i’ll show you.

*shows the chord progression and the first half of the first verse*

esti: this. is. phenomenal. when is it done? and if it’s done will you send it to me? how are you gonna do that? will you put it up on spotify? oh, please put it on spotify. but then you need to do two songs and i can post it to my ig story. but then again, you need marketing, a tiktok profile, AND an ig profile with your artist name. 👹WHAT WILL YOUR ARTIST NAME BE?👹 you need a profile picture, YOU NEED PICTURES, ONCE A WEEK AT LEAST! 👹WITH GUITAR!👹 EVEN IN THE NATURE WITH GUITAR!!!!! you need a linktr.ee with the spotify link, the tiktok and the ig links, you need videos.

me: 🦗🦗🦗

esti: and the albums don’t need to be too long, three or four somgs are enough. also the album covers.

me: 🦗🦗🦗

esti: we need to make your bio too. we also need to do it professionally but not TOO professionally. first the tiktok, and the ig profiles. you need to make the song a sound on tiktok but the most BANGER part. you know which part the most banger is? THE THIRD VERSE. so everyone needs to listen to the whole song to get to the banger part but then they realize 👹THE WHOLE SONG IS A BANGER!!!!👹

esti: *sighs* finally i can do my job.

me: your what?

esti: marketing, you stupid bitch

esti: you have to bring your father’s camera. can you ride a bike with your guitar? we need to take pics of you in the nature the next time you come. i am a genius. a fucking genius.

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making my best friend read jegulus fanfiction is a lifestyle

@sweetcolorfulies ily<3

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starting a list of the inappropriate times my best friend calls. thanks for today too, @sweetcolorfulies <3

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being so involved in the love life of your best friend that you see the notification of the prick’s message she’s talking to before she does, memorize the whole thing, then message her in all caps that you are going to resort to aggression because of how rude he was being to her and then you are ready to hop onto a train and look for the man in question just so then you can slap him in the face with a stop sign you collected along the way is my favourite hobby

@sweetcolorfulies 💋