#(crack verse)

[theperfectpsychic]

Has Dimple been an American celebrity this whole time??!

[itsdmod]

"Well if it isn't my favorite patient's birthday. Has it really already been another year..." Herman pulls Dwight into a hug. "Happy birthday you fearless leader."

@vhspxrntcpe

“When the killers wish you a happy birthday and you feel like you don’t have to fear death for an entire day”

[camisolecutey-archived]

Starter to @hy-pothermia

“What the hell are you doing in my closet?”

[black-suns-burn-brighter-blog]

@belxmont:

Before that hunter could take any more of a sip of his generously gifted ale, he would feel the wooden stine slipping out of his hands as if gravity was oddly flipping itself sideways. In a split second, it would be gone.

By the time the loud crack of the cup against the wall sounded off, the splashing of drink following and spraying about, the bar had grown as silent as a funeral.

All their bulging eyes were on her.

Such a shade it was. Though her face feigned indifference, it was obvious from the gleam in her dark irises that there was anything but indifference blazing from her like a wild house fire.

A massive pause. What made it all more nerve-racking was how calm and apologetic she acted when she spoke. "Oh, dreadfully sorry, everyone," she said, putting a hand to her heart and voice soft. "It's just I really can't tolerate when somebody gets a free drink from a complete stranger, solely just to spite me." As if she were talking in the center of an auditorium, the witch theatrically raised her palms in the air, motioning and looking around at her sheepish audience. "Is that any way to treat anybody?... Hmm?... Is it?"

[lordgeales]

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I was about to say. My singing voice is beautiful.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding him

[overlord-nabriales]

@asktheascian

“Lahabrea... this is what you could accomplish if you’d only take part in our lords gift once more. Mere child’s play for one of my untold abilities.”

||- I was crafting the first three up above and then I thought.. Wait isn’t Laha always trying to HQ something? XD

[joyofcreaticn-blog]

' Daddy ? Why do people call you the periwinkle prick ? '

“Because the world is full of rude people, son. No one knows why. Sometimes people insist I give them an attitude although I’m not sure where the periwinkle part comes in...

Either way I never want to hear you say that again; it’s a bad word.”

[theperfectpsychic]

He is proud of Mob for walking away from a fight