These credits will scroll after I die:
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY:
Albert Camus
Franz Kafka
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Sylvia Plath
Oscar Wilde
Christina Rossetti
Flannery O’Connor
Donna Tartt
Henrik Ibsen
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Wrote over a thousand poems
Was the biggest hater of Shakespeare to ever walk the earth
Was overdramatic for 3/4 of their life
Wannabe philosopher
Consumed an ocean of coffee
Was a teacher’s pet (on accident. Every time)
Read over ten thousand books
Only got addicted to like 5 harmful things
Fell in love way too many times
Had impeccable fashion sense
Cried themselves to sleep way too often
Never smoked but always wanted to
Thought they were a great writer
Died before they published anything
Had work published posthumously and became popular but they never knew it
Haunted everyone for eternity
Special Thank You To:
(Those who gave me so much trauma in my life! I wouldn’t have been a good writer without your help!)















