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"Wanna join me on a skinny dipping adventure?~"
//Jalon's ace, sex-meh ass: the sexiest thing a person can do is hold my hands then kiss my forehead
❛ I'm waiting for your permission to let me have my way with you. ❜
Bucky exhaled shakily and ran his hands over his body as he felt like everything was overwhelming to him. “I don’t know what we inhaled.” He admitted. It was so rare that anything that could have such an effect on him so it had him shaken up.
“How in the hell are you handling this so well?” He asked as he wiped some of the sweat off of his body. “You don’t look as affected by this.”
Lord why can't there be any refs of under armor that's halfway zipped, but anyways have a half-naked Repard for Sinday lol. That's as much as I can muster atm. May come back to it at a later time x'3
On today’s episode of “with which thunder deity am I dealing”, we’re going to explore Raiden, god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm.
A quick way to narrow it down is if he responds to Raiden or Rayden; there is a subtle difference and he will detect it. The problem with this strategy is that if it IS Rayden, he’s likely to respond to either, just to fuck with you, specifically.
Worry not, however, fair mortal, for there are other ways. If he so much as cracks a smile, the likelihood it is Raiden is VERY low. The man has little about which to smile, and fate seems hellbent on taking what small bit of that is left and putting it through some kind of cosmic woodchipper.
If you see hair? Rayden.
Bad-natured snickering? Absolutely Rayden.
No contractions? Raiden.
Fatherly? Could be either, depending on your definition of fatherly.
Eyes always glowing? Probably Raiden, COULD be a more... shall we say animated Rayden.
Thinks 69 is hilarious? Rayden.
Temperament of the cool uncle? Probably Rayden.
Hat optional? Rayden.
Chastisement to make a point. Raiden
Pontificating speeches? Raiden.
Teasing to make a point. Rayden
Does he read you for filth? That’s Rayden.
Hides any possible affection toward Shang Tsung, past or present? Raiden.
Is absent at this exact moment on a quest for sorcerer ex dick? Rayden.
“Ain’t love grand?” Rayden.
“I must consult the Elder Gods.” Raiden.
Using this simple guide, it’s easy to differentiate, isn’t it? There are more, of course, and I absolutely encourage you to discover and use them. Now, go forth and klassify.
{{ I hate how I need to prep for D&D but I must forcibly stop myself from drawing because I’m getting too invested in what was supposed to be a sketch-- }}
//Funnily enough, no one’s gonna really know mama’s just in Shurima now unless they actually went to find her or just is conveniently there.
@ioniacriminal
((I blame ya for this, kek))