BZZT.

(the Kidd is not my son)

[thunderdilf]

//I didn't have a purpose in mind for this blog when I made it. I just wanted to nab this URL. Turns out it is for debatably kanon Mortal Kombat shitposting. I'm beginning to realize that it would have been wiser to put the infamous "it does not bite" chat HERE, but we live and we learn.

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, BEWARE; THIS SHIT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK SOMETIMES. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES. If you’re interacting/reblogging, it’s YOUR responsibility to either be of age, or be mature enough not to use your minor status against anyone. This here’s ya warning.

This is a sideblog to @bastardsunlight (rp blog containing such hits as me writing sometimes, reblogged art, and varied muses, Raiden included) much like @puttingfingerstokeys (plugging that because it's where you'll find more mortal kombat shit, but in prose form and less shitposty) and last but certainly not least, my konstant kompanion and muse @sxvethelastdance 

Folks who love NRS are totally welcome here--folks who don’t are also welcome here and I hope you similarly find joy in my ridiculous shitposting. This is a some*** rules fun zone. Mature themes will appear; it's fucking mortal kombat for chrissake.

If you feel I have offended you in some way, you can nut up and approach me about it, or you can nut up and block me--make sure you hit ALL me blogs, though, not just this one. I probably don't want to know YOU either, if ye dunno how to speak to complete strangers. That aside, uh, negative anons will be deleted on sight. I'm a huge advocate for removing the platform of bullies and curating one's own online experience.  

This is a safe space for All Ships. I genuinely don't give a fuck. I might not be into them, but I'm definitely not going to make you feel like a piece of shit for enjoying something that literally isn't real. If you like something, you are safe here. If you don't like something, as long as you keep your fucking mouth shut, you are welcome. Keep your moral hierarchy horseshit to yourself. 

“Every mortal is responsible for [their] own destiny.”

-Rayden (Mortal Kombat 1995)

***some rules include these on my RP blog (as they apply to a shitpost/bullshit blog)

[thunderdilf]

//Clancy Brown is 67 now! Good for him! He is of course best known for roles that aren't Defenders of the Realm Rayden, but we understand our priorities here on this blog.

To that and, I'm wishing a belated birthday shout out to the man who made Rayden on Rayden violence possible.

[thunderdilf]

//so I figured Shou and Ashby as Tsung and Rayden was a cool idea, thus:

[thunderdilf]

This got me in trouble with some kid on Instagram once. She still had it in her reel thingy tho, which got me a ton of press. Fame < Infamy

[thunderdilf]

Welcome back. Consider the idea of the Kast lost in a corn maze

Don't you mean a

korn maze?

[orviposition-deactivated2026012]

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

[ashfae]

Add in "you fool" (affectionate) for the full set.

[babygirldilf]

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

[nyxpixarts]

"Raiden and Kung Lao"

Mortal Kombat Legends

[bisexualjohnnycage]

I hc that Lord Raiden wears his full coverage outfit because he is covered head-to-toe with tattoos, and I just needed to draw it. >:)

[thunderdilf]

American television is why Liu Kang's scalesona is a western dragon. Mystery mcfuckingsolved.

[vintagegirls]

Mortal Kombat: Conquest  - Quan Chi

[thunderdilf]

//first off, OP, your URL is flawless in combination with Quan “miserable sluts” Chi. There is no second. That is all.

[the-axe-lass-deactivated2023061]

Au where upon finding Mileena Kitana was Initially shocked and horrified but felt compassion for her clone who never asked to be created in the first place and felt compelled to help her and take her in and they grew close and became real sisters and ruled over a free and united outworld side by side and they all lived happily ever after the end

[thunderdilf]

//y’ever think about Sonya Blade and just... sigh a little? 

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

Hotaru in a nutshell.

[thunderdilf]

//WHY HIDE THIS GOLD IN THE TAGS?!

[the-axe-lass-deactivated2023061]

Spelling things that start with a C with a K is the mortal kombat fandoms version of saying “everypony”

[thunderdilf]

//how kould you say something so kontroversial?

[thunderdilf]

//taleena is super great because 

it just is. that’s all. it’s great.

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

Sonya in most MK media: “We have a job to do, there is no time to be screwing around.”

Sonya in DOTR: I will fistfight God and win, get the fuck out of my way!

[avi17]

Posting here due to the circumstances, but for anyone participating who isn't aware yet, LiuLao Week will be postponed this year. The ship week blog currently has that shadowban glitch on it that goes around sometimes, and despite multiple support requests to tumblr, I've so far had no luck getting it fixed. That means that the blog cannot receive private messages, but more importantly, all its posts are hidden from the tags (hence posting this here) and I am no longer notified when someone @s the blog, which means I could miss submissions. That's obviously no good, so I will be putting the event on hold for now and continuing to try to get the blog fixed (if anyone has tips please let me know!)

Not sure how long it will be, but I will give at least a week's notice once it is fixed for the new event to start (not gonna be like hey it's fixed, day 1 is tomorrow xD) In the meantime, enjoy your extra work time and thank you for understanding!