Shaking up your inbox with this one for all your married muses:
You get pinched on the butt by your partner, wyd?
//This answer is so long (like my dick), I'm not tagging it with more'n the essentials god bless.
Cable – Would actually be surprised if Wade didn’t pull Some Shit Like This™… and that’s without telepathy.
Gavin Reed – When he was married, he would jump and cuss at the top of his lungs—flailing and hissing, the whole bit.
Harley Quinn – You know that squeal she makes? That. She jumps and it’s pretty much the cutest shit ever, zero homicide. She loves her Pammy.
Jim Kirk – Honestly it’s RARE, but our beloved Captain (sometimes Admiral) does his level best to maintain dignity.
Johnny Cage – In all verses, across all timelines, he whips out a classic charmer line and his spouse HAAAAAATES him for it, but they should’ve known better.
Kung Lao – Eyes wide, lips pressed together, holding back a yelp. He knows who it is—nobody else but Liu Kang would have the moxxy to pull that shit, but it surprises him every time.
Matt Horner – Okay if it’s Mira, he’s screaming and moving away quickly, possibly pulling a firearm. Valerian, he’s still going to scream, thinking it’s Mira, but when it isn’t and the Emperor is feeling frisky, all bets are off.
Mileena – She goes red, hisses, and pretends she doesn’t love it. Tanya knows better.
Mordecai – is just impressed Brick found enough cheek to pinch.
Noctis – Squawk. I don’t know what other word describes that noise—plus he goes red to his big ol’ ears.
Piccolo – Grunts a little then makes a crack about being impressed Vegeta could reach. Violence ensues, but dw they’re into it.
Raiden – Quiet intake of breath at the audacity of it, but Shang Tsung is nothing if not audacious—one must be, if one is to wed and bed a god.
Rayden – Gives it right tf back—usually with a crotch grab so beware. Porno moans optional, depends on how much of a goblin he feels like bein’.
Sandman – “Hey!” Followed by the dumbest old man dad grin you’ve ever seen.
Scorpion – “THIS DISHONOR WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED.” Violence. It’s Shirai-Ryu tradition probably.
Holmes – Actual surprise???
Snake – “Hrrn, Otacon…!” They then proceed to fumble about and then make slow, languorous love. It’s pretty great when love blooms on the battlefield, innit?
Shiro – Like, the cutest “EH!” you’ve ever heard out of a dorito-shaped man.
Twisted Fate – “Well ain’t you cheeky? Gunna finish what you started, big man?” Or some variation on that theme. He is very in love with his giant dingus husband (which is fortunate because Graves is very in love with his twinky dingus husband, so it all works out)
Valerian Mengsk – A surprisingly Anime Gasp™ for a man his size.
The Boss – A comical scream that sounds so much like Nolan North you’d swear it was Nolan North, but that’s crazy… right?
