#(god forbid)

[caulispirit]

he thinks he got aura saying all that HES RIGHTTT i just know bro was smiling under that mask

[animatedtext]

[idkhowtomakethis]

Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you.

[radiobizkit]

WOOOOOOO I MANAGED TO PULL THRU AND FINISH THIS BIG UPS GABRIEL 🗣️🗣️ BIG UPS V1 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[warmouthed]

“i see why he keeps you around.” “he really did ruin you for anybody else.”

[permanent-fire-hazard]

Do I need to start adding this to my posts? Dead serious.

[matildakissesxo]

NOM NOM NOM - RODRICK HEFFLEY X F!READER

IN WHICH…DRUNK!READER IS A LIL TOO INFATUATED WITH HER BOYFRIEND AND SINKING HER TEETH INTO HIM.

divider by @sisterlucifergraphics

WARNINGS: BITING. MENTIONS OF BLOOD AND HICKEYS. THIS IS LOWK WEIRD AND IM NOT SORRY. DONT LIKE, DONT READ. #ILIKEBITING. UNDERAGE DRINKING (DONT DO THAT), F!READER. LOWK GROSS???

taglist: @v413ntin4-3spinoz4

A/N: hmm biting rodrick🤤 like i said, dont like the premise, dont read it. god forbid think biting is hot! this is lowk so disgusting and i deadass cringed a few times. this is also so short cuz i only spent like MAX 20 mins writing it. idk i just wanna eat him idk.

being left home alone meant rodrick had one thing on his mind: throwing a party. susan and frank had gone to a cousins wedding, taking manny and greg, who was close with the brides similarly aged son. rodrick had easily faked a cold, left alone to his own devices. the rules were easy: dont invite anyone over, no girls, and dont use the emergency money on non emergencies. but, of course, rodrick was not following those. especially not when his girlfriend of 7 months called him, telling him how bored she was doing homework.

thats how the party came to be. he had only invited 10 people, and soon enough, over 20 teenagers filled his living room. y/n had managed to get alcohol, flirting with the college kid that worked at the gas station by her house. when rodrick asked, she simply winked and kisses his cheek.

people were drunk, some making out on the couch and some dancing to music, y/ns playlist of course. rodrick always let her have control over the music. one kid had brought a camera, one of her friends, so someone was taking pictures and videos.

y/n, on the other hand, had been doing none of that. she had pregamed the party before even getting there, so she was a bit more drunk than most. and when y/n got drunk, she also got…bitey— as rodrick called it. she did it sober too, sometimes. but the trait mostly presented itself under the influence.

she sat on a chair by the table, rodrick standing in front of her talking with a friend while he poured a bag of chips into a bowl. her arms were around his thin waist, her face buried against his shoulder, where her teeth were sunk into the flesh beneath of the pushed up sleeve of his band tee. it wasnt hard enough to hurt, just enough to leave marks after a few minutes of her teeth sinking in.

some people looked at them weird, but the people who knew the couple thought nothing of it.

“yeah, totally man. if i set you up with crystal, you’ll definitely do my math homework next week? sick!” rodrick grinned. y/ns friend, crystal, had recently gotten dumped, and rodrick needed his math homework finished asap. so he offered the friend to his friend, all while his girlfriend teethed on him. “crystals here tonight, isn’t she, babe?” he asked, glancing down at her.

finally, after a soild 5 minutes, y/n unlatched from the now red, slobbery spot on his shoulder. “um…i think so. she came with emma t.” she laid her head back on his shoulder, nose bumping into his neck. “you smell good.” she murmured, and suddenly, her teeth were in the soft skin of his skin.

at this point, rodrick was used to the constant biting, so he simply hummed in acknowledgment. “thanks, baby. uh, check by the stairs, i saw emma t by them a few minutes ago.” he told his friend, grabbing a handful of chips from the bowl.

—

during points in the night where rodrick’s neck or shoulders couldnt be bitten, y/n still found a way to leech onto him. whether it be his wrist, fingers, or somewhere else, she was attached. the party dwindled within the next few hours, alcohol run out of and people getting tired. there were maybe 3 or 4 stranglers left, bound to make their way out once they found their belongings.

y/n was content, now that there was no audience. she had gone upstairs with rodrick, who was tipsy, but far more sober than his clingy girlfriend. he attempted to pull off her shoes, but her teeth were deep inside his bicep, just above his elbow.

“baby, i gotta get your shoes off.” he tried to reason, but his arm wasnt let go of. his neck was covered in hickeys, some deep and purple, others fleshy and red. his fingers looked like that of a toddlers, swollen and slimy. “if you let me help you into pajamas, then you can bite me while we cuddle.” he offered, hoping to persuade his clingy girl into changing into more comfortable clothing for the night.

his offer finally made her detach, and he took off her shoes. “can i bite until you fall asleep?” she asked, words still fuzzled togther from the shots she’d thrown back less than an hour ago.

rodrick couldnt say he was looking forward to being a human chew toy until she knocked out— especially knowing his parents would undoubtedly get on his ass about the copious hickeys newly engraved into his flesh, but he also could never say no to her. “‘course, baby. arms up.” he instructed. usually, rodrick would be very inclined to take her clothes off and do less than PG things with her, but he was tired, she was drunk, and the amount of hickeys and teeth marks decorating his skin was already incriminating enough.

so, he was respectful while he dressed her, shedding her party clothes and slipping her pliant body into boxers and one of his shirts. he opted for pj pants, and no tee shirt, because he knew it would make her complain if he wore one.

it only took a few minutes before they were laying in bed. rodrick was laying on his back, and y/n was on top of him, straddling his hips with her face buried in his neck. her teeth had already latched on to the space just below his collarbone, chewing and sucking comfortably. “youre like a newborn baby that always needs skin-to-skin.” he murmured softly, tiredness already settling into his bones.

y/n only hummed, too busy biting down on a place that made rodrick squirm. she didnt try to go further, content to gnaw on his body until sleep overtook her.

[pigicial]

al hashimi purposefully flirting with santos in front of Garcia, showing off how santos choose her over Garcia,

putting her hands on santos’s waist, letting Santos wear her jackets, letting santos use her perfume, leaning over santos while helping her with her charts and making santos laugh…..

just to let Garcia know who she fumbled and who Santos is going home with at the end of the day