James: I'm in love with your brother
Sirius: you're in love with yourself?!
Sirius: the one who joint the aurors
James: no, your third cousin
Sirius: Bellatrix.
Sirius: Bellatrix!
James: no, that's your brother's cousin
Sirius: no, im my brother's cousin.
Sirius:you're in love with me. me!
James: I'm in love with Regulus
Sirius: my brother?!











