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[reality-detective]

Multi-millionaire Bernie Sanders sobs for cash to fuel his anti-Trump whining tour—calling it ‘fighting oligarchy’ while pocketing millions himself.

This is the Demonrat Party’s sad, cashless broken circus and they want more of YOUR money to launder to fill their pockets. 🤔

[itsflambaebitch]

So .... how does Bob Bob feel about Flambald?

He hates it just as much as I do. In fact he was crying about it earlier.

[managone16]

James: What are you thinking about, Regulus? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Nothing. And don't call me that. James: Awe, c'mon! Share with the class. Regulus, deadpan: About how much I want to go back to my dorm and fuck my best friends. James: James: What.

[ask-tord69]

top or bottom - > -

obviously top

[littlemortalme]

I refuse to believe max is actually taller than van

[tomialtooth]

Park: Why the hell are you blowing half our budget on canned pineapple treats for Bell?

Adler: *sweating* it's his favorite reward

[littlespoonevan]

buck: hey did you see anything when you got shot

eddie, with the image of buck’s blood-spattered face seared into his brain:

[murdoc-niccals-24602]

Good afternoon to all of you lovely folks out there! As you all know, yesterday was a beautiful day. I aged.

I'd like to thank everyone for their lovely birthday wishes, of which I received many. Too many to count, obviously, and too many to reply to individually. So, cheers to all of you! Yes, I'm "old," but when I tell you I've still got it like I was still in my 30s, you'd best believe it.

Now, I am terribly hungover and have some weird birthday plan that 2-D came up with. What it is, I have no idea, but I'm sure it can't beat the amusement park trip. With the amount of beers I drank yesterday, I might as well drop dead right now, but that would put an early end to my glory! And I will never find out what this surprise is.