Danny: I felt very safe in his arms.
Nurse: Did you?
Danny: Yes. Like nothing could ever hurt.
Nurse: That's lovely. How long have you two been together?
Danny: Oh, we aren't together.
Nurse: Ah, a friends-with-benefits situation then?
Danny: Nope. I don't even know his name.
Nurse: Oh.
Danny: Yeah.
Nurse: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to assume. The way you were brought in and the way you're speaking about him, I just thought-
Danny: No. No. Its alright. It is confusing. See he broke into my house and-
Nurse: He WHAT?!
Danny: To be fair, he was scammed by a false rental ad and was given false paperwork to prove it. They even gave him a copy of the key, so...I mean, the good news is that my home security system isn't deadly. The bad is that it mistook me for an intruder and shocked me too when it went to tase the guy. He was able to get up first and took care of me while the ambulance arrived. So sweet.
Nurse:.... I'm going to put this conversation down as "side effect of strong pain meds"
Two doors down:
Damian dubiously: The garden gnome tazed you? Maybe I should gather a report for Father when you're not on pain medication.
Tim: NO, I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. THE GARDEN DECORATION AT MY NEW HOUSE IS ALIVE AND ITS COMING FOR ME!
Damian: Riggggghhht. And what about the man who was brought to the ER with you?
Tim seriously: He's the King of the Gnomes. He tried to distract me with his pretty face and sexy body, but he plans to take over Gotham with his Gnomes of Doom.
Damian:....Drake, move back home. You obviously can not survive on your own. I worry you'll lose the fraction of mental stability you possess.
