#(i caught that reference)

[the-monster-in-minimum-wage]

Angel, what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else?

Angel-

"42"

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

What's your favorite food?

Why haven't you joined the army to help defend our country?

Grilled cheese sandwiches!

Also, just for fun, here's a list of ten things I'd rather do than join the army:

Cut one of my limbs straight off with a chainsaw

Break every delicate little bone in my frail, slim, lanky body

Drink up to fifty cups of dog piss

Eat one of my own fingers

Put myself in a straight jacket and throw myself in the ocean

Never go to Comicon again in my lifetime

Shit in my hands and clap every day for the rest of my life

Beat up my mother, father, grandma and grandpa with a baseball bat

Slice my dick off with a serrated knife

Run naked in the snow for twenty whole days

Thanks for asking! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[clowncattie]

Y'know..... I don't point fingers... But.... @anonymou-bosch ..... Did you write this..... If so I'm putting a bounty on ur head as we speak....

[sakumosowainthirst]

I SEE YOU, INTSYS

[3rdgymbros]

Dazai literally being torn between running away or not. He wants to protect his baby, Chuuya's baby, their baby, but he knows what'll happen if he leaves. Chuuya might think he's a traitor, leaving him. Ango tells him that the file about Mori's reason is very classified and that he was lucky to have it. Oda says he knows a woman *wink* that can help him escape. Dazai tries to make a call. Disconnected. Dazai sends a text and agrees with their plan and close it. Unable to send. He destroys it.

COULDN’T THE TWO OF THEM HAVE JUST ELOPED TO THE RURUAL FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE WHERE THEY COULD BECOME FARMERS AND RAISE THEIR CHILD IN PEACE

[royal-dragonslayer-ornstein]

"GET THEE GONE THOU JAILCROW OF VELKA"

“Velka? A familiar name, yet I must wonder, what makes you believe that I was ever imprisoned, by the rogue goddess who left these walls long ago, no less... I was an exemplar knight, and not once did I satisfy my own desire instead of fulfilling my duty. Perhaps, that was my only flaw, that I was too forgiving with a race with no hope or future. But your inquiry leaves me wondering...”

The abruptly the usurper bursts in sparks, as he gets up from his throne, his shadow consuming the room leaving it in darkness, as his voice shifts into an echo indicative of his transcending nature.

“...what made you believe that you could throw such words at your lord and go unpunished?”

[the-crystaline-guardians]

@ask-ghoulie-just-ghoulie

🃏 — 'you want a kiss kiss :D?'

(//ref)

Methuselah: "Nooo, I don't want a kiss kiss right now! I'm sorry, darling!"

[catmiint]

“We need a codeword?”

“How ‘bout blue”

“NO we already look like a bunch of copy cats”

a H I JUST i love the dynamic that the players have on this podcast. part of the reason it’s so funny is bc they’re just friends goofing around together