(Written for me by an Aide, too busy to bother trying to type) I coulda sworn I had alllll the tracks in Unova memorized, but apparently not. Been following this thing for a few days off and on, still no clue what is… Anyone smarter than me able to identify it? If it helps from one side to the other I can fit my whole hand a few times over? So… Big pokemon whatever it is.
Yeah? White (grey?) and yellow and green-adjacent and orange, with some purples and reds? I would say black too but I think Oliver said that actually soot or smoke or something. Might be other colours but I don’t really take note of that sort of thing often.
We don’t land people on that one, too hot. Oliver’s said it’s incredibly weird for something in this part of the solar system but I can’t remember why exactly.
Since people keep saying ‘no Seventeen don’t go back’ (you are stupid for that I’m not sorry) would it make people happier if I try to find the nice short man whose name I haven’t been saying since I don’t want people to hurt him (I heard this internet is dangerous?), and go to him, instead of bad to the lab…? I don’t like being alone so long… It’s very boring? ☹️
TW: drinking as a coping method, making out with strangers as a coping method
i’m so polite // i’m the elevator man
elevator man, oingo boingo
campbell had, surprisingly, shown up to chase’s bachelor party. he had seen no good reason to go- that is, until, he had heard chase and taub joking about hiring a male stripper. it certainly would be a good distraction from whatever the hell was going on between him and house. he showed up in shiny leather dress pants and a tight shirt with a laced up back, that showed off the edges of his top surgery scars.
no one at that party could have anticipated what would happen. very few at that party even noticed it. kayden drank a lot, sure, but the main spectacle afterwards was how, the whole time, he was in the corner- making out with the male stripper.