kayden campbell, m.d.

house md rp blog !!

[hayandheartache]

introduction !!

hello, i'm kayden campbell, a 45-year-old radiology technician and cardiologist under house at princeton plainsboro teaching hospital.

i use he/they, and i'm transmasc and gay!!

i have autism and auditory processing disorder :3

i'm a farm boy through thick and thin, living in upstate ny, and my parents were from down south, so i have an accent! i have a son and a golden retriever

ooc below (please read!)

kutner: @lawrenceprincekutner , @law-rence-kutner , @not-dr-kutner , @kutnermd

thirteen: @dyingdoc , @thirteen-hadley-md

cuddy: @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy , @administratorlisacuddy, @ppthdeancuddyofficial, @dean-cuddy , @deanofmedicinelisacuddy

amber: @amberrvolakis , @not-resin

taub: @christophermichaeltaub , @tinytaubinator

wilson: @inneedofantidepressants , @drjewilson , @jwilson1987 , @oncologistwilson

foreman: @eric-foreman-official , @eric-foremanmd

house: @gregs-house , @occams-chainsaww , @callme-drhouse, @vicodinvindication , @fanoftheblues

chase: @sad-australian-doctor-disease , @chase-is-on-the-caseee

park: @chi-park-md

stacy: @warnerlawoffices

masters: @marthameredithmasters @martha--m--masters

^^^ all above PLEASE INTERACT you're all so cool :33

relationships w/ different characters:

(btw kutner survives)

house: dating <3

thirteen: best friend, like siblings

kutner: best friend, also like siblings

wilson: close friends

cuddy: can...tolerate her, but despises her for what she did to house.

taub: kinda friends

chase: they were in a bad relationship, so not great, to say the least

cameron: acquaintances

foreman: acquaintances

park: good friends

adams: friends

masters: good friends

stacy: acquaintances

[hayandheartache]

due to certain events, i am now at the mayfield psychiatric hospital. you can visit me if you'd like, but please do not try to engage in physical contact with me.

@vicodinvindication @occams-chainsaww @eric-foreman-official @lawrenceprincekutner @christophermichaeltaub @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md @dyingdoc @inneedofantidepressants @martha--m--masters @marthameredithmasters @deanofmedicinelisacuddy @lettybug @thorne-everheart @the-cooler-dr-frankenstein @drnoniusargyros @doctor-sexy-md @youllnevercatchmi @lookatthe-daisies @andrios-vlahos @ashisfinallyfree @cold-beannssss @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @sug4r-cook3is @tmax-tmasc

[thorne-everheart]

That’s horrible dear, I’ll be sure to visit soon, is there anything I can bring that you’d like to have?

[hayandheartache]

anything mango-flavored.

the food here is so plain,,

but im starting to feel a bit better ig

[hayandheartache]

due to certain events, i am now at the mayfield psychiatric hospital. you can visit me if you'd like, but please do not try to engage in physical contact with me.

@vicodinvindication @occams-chainsaww @eric-foreman-official @lawrenceprincekutner @christophermichaeltaub @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md @dyingdoc @inneedofantidepressants @martha--m--masters @marthameredithmasters @deanofmedicinelisacuddy @lettybug @thorne-everheart @the-cooler-dr-frankenstein @drnoniusargyros @doctor-sexy-md @youllnevercatchmi @lookatthe-daisies @andrios-vlahos @ashisfinallyfree @cold-beannssss @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @sug4r-cook3is @tmax-tmasc

[lettybug]

my parents are divorcing

my mom is engaged and has like a five year old step daughter now I guess

she wants to move out of state with her new lover

moving costs means she can’t help pay for me anymore though

that would make me too much of a financial burden for my dad

they asked if I was okay with my mom moving away and both of them giving up custody of me

they promised I could stay in Princeton

they let me have final say on it

I guess I just needed that to be out there

idk

[hayandheartache]

im sorry letty :( if you need help dealing with expenses, or just wanna talk to someone, im here.

[hayandheartache]

what should i get house for his birthday?? i have a signed rolling stones cd that i was gonna give him last year but he was avoiding me.. idk if he'd still like it

pls help

@youllnevercatchmi @drbaileyhart @calebsworldofwonder @andrios-vlahos @doctorvernonthevermin @thorne-everheart @quoth-corveth @tmax-tmasc @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @winter-doc-monroe @drnoniusargyros @martha--m--masters @eric-foreman-official @jwilson1987 @christophermichaeltaub @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy @dyingdoc @lawrenceprincekutner @drnevenantonov @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md

[thorne-everheart]

Get him a custom mug with something cheesy written on. He’d hate it but he’d probably still use it.

[hayandheartache]

fair enough. ill probably give him that and the cd

(and a sandwich too- will we ever see the day he remembers to eat while working??)

[hayandheartache]

ok i put the cd and sandwich on his desk!!!

@occams-chainsaww @thorne-everheart @chase-is-on-the-caseee @eric-foreman-official @christophermichaeltaub @dyingdoc @lawrenceprincekutner

[hayandheartache]

what should i get house for his birthday?? i have a signed rolling stones cd that i was gonna give him last year but he was avoiding me.. idk if he'd still like it

pls help

@youllnevercatchmi @drbaileyhart @calebsworldofwonder @andrios-vlahos @doctorvernonthevermin @thorne-everheart @quoth-corveth @tmax-tmasc @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @winter-doc-monroe @drnoniusargyros @martha--m--masters @eric-foreman-official @jwilson1987 @christophermichaeltaub @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy @dyingdoc @lawrenceprincekutner @drnevenantonov @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md

[thorne-everheart]

Get him a custom mug with something cheesy written on. He’d hate it but he’d probably still use it.

[hayandheartache]

fair enough. ill probably give him that and the cd

(and a sandwich too- will we ever see the day he remembers to eat while working??)

[hayandheartache]

what should i get house for his birthday?? i have a signed rolling stones cd that i was gonna give him last year but he was avoiding me.. idk if he'd still like it

pls help

@youllnevercatchmi @drbaileyhart @calebsworldofwonder @andrios-vlahos @doctorvernonthevermin @thorne-everheart @quoth-corveth @tmax-tmasc @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @winter-doc-monroe @drnoniusargyros @martha--m--masters @eric-foreman-official @jwilson1987 @christophermichaeltaub @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy @dyingdoc @lawrenceprincekutner @drnevenantonov @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md

[drnoniusargyros]

Hah! Good luck trying to get him anything! But I'd get him something related to music.

[hayandheartache]

i'll just give the cd and a sandwich ig

[thorne-everheart]

Can we PLEASE integrate nap time SPECIFICALLY for house. Maybe he’ll be more tolerable after.

I can certainly try, maybe I’ll force him to nap whenever he’s sent to my office. As for the rest of staff I could try to extend breaks to accommodate for naps?

[doctor-sexy-md]

Truthfully, I think everyone would benefit from House taking a nap. I'll try to talk to him as well.

[hayandheartache]

i can put him to sleep 🤫🤫

[hayandheartache]

what should i get house for his birthday?? i have a signed rolling stones cd that i was gonna give him last year but he was avoiding me.. idk if he'd still like it

pls help

@youllnevercatchmi @drbaileyhart @calebsworldofwonder @andrios-vlahos @doctorvernonthevermin @thorne-everheart @quoth-corveth @tmax-tmasc @thesuitelifeofhaiku @damonkatsaros @drkenjinagato @winter-doc-monroe @drnoniusargyros @martha--m--masters @eric-foreman-official @jwilson1987 @christophermichaeltaub @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy @dyingdoc @lawrenceprincekutner @drnevenantonov @chase-is-on-the-caseee @chi-park-md

[hayandheartache]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

// this absolute drama queen. can you tell

[thorne-everheart]

Is there a reason we’re sighing or…

[hayandheartache]

I pine for that churlish, misanthropic (cane-bearing) man.

Thou surely knowest him not.

// he's shakespearean now if you couldn't tell

[thorne-everheart]

I mean, I work in HR, so if you’re speaking of who I believe you to be speaking of, then I find myself speaking to him quite a bit. Due to his shenanigans and controversies, of course.

[hayandheartache]

I am verily concealed within Wilson’s office merely to shun him, for methinks if mine eyes should meet his in person, I might anon burst into flames.

[hayandheartache]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

// this absolute drama queen. can you tell

[thorne-everheart]

Is there a reason we’re sighing or…

[hayandheartache]

I pine for that churlish, misanthropic (cane-bearing) man.

Thou surely knowest him not.

// he's shakespearean now if you couldn't tell

[hayandheartache]

open interaction

warning: sh, relapse

[kayden lies in his bed, with no intent of going to work today. he's already driven greyson to school and his fresh cuts are barely scabbing over. he's about to fall asleep when he hears a knock.]

// @vicodinvindication @chase-is-on-the-caseee @martha--m--masters

[hayandheartache]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

// this absolute drama queen. can you tell

[hayandheartache]

//ooc

finally found a face claim for this FAGGOT. gerard way with long blonde hair anyone?

also I’m working on an edit of house and kayden to go away by weezer n best coast but shhhh

[andrios-vlahos]

what’s in my bag with the vlahos family

this was from a picrew I found!

andrios:

stickers, crayons, medical supplies, and the notebook are all for his patients

has a plastic water bottle and also a reusable water bottle. he will finish both of them within an hour. drinks so much water.

his bag doesnt actually need that patch he just wanted to sew something

daisy:

can we tell someone has a favourite colour

the rubix cube is her uncle’s but she stole it

unironically owns multiple labooboos

alexandro:

does not own a bag but has pockets

that mint has been there since 1995

I don’t know why he has a screwdriver.

last but not least, dani

that horse thing takes up most of their space

it’s name is sir richardson camelot hameltesion the LXXV

they bought it just because it looks stupid

also that paper is a letter

they also have a yo-yo but the picrew did not allow for that

[hayandheartache]

//ooc

what's in kayden's bag

pocket journal, ace bandage, testosterone, regular id, keys, phone, razor, baseball, hair ties, camera, medical id, antidepressants, and narcan

cameron: campbell why do you have fluoxetine in your bag

campbell: idk cameron why WOULD someone have antidepressants in their bag.

[hayandheartache]

open interaction :3

TW: drinking as a coping method, making out with strangers as a coping method

i’m so polite // i’m the elevator man

elevator man, oingo boingo 

campbell had, surprisingly, shown up to chase’s bachelor party. he had seen no good reason to go- that is, until, he had heard chase and taub joking about hiring a male stripper. it certainly would be a good distraction from whatever the hell was going on between him and house. he showed up in shiny leather dress pants and a tight shirt with a laced up back, that showed off the edges of his top surgery scars. 

no one at that party could have anticipated what would happen. very few at that party even noticed it. kayden drank a lot, sure, but the main spectacle afterwards was how, the whole time, he was in the corner- making out with the male stripper.

//

@inneedofantidepressants @thirteen-hadley-md @vicodinvindication @christophermichaeltaub @chase-is-on-the-caseee @eric-foreman-official

[not-dr-kutner]

so they’re letting me go home I’m just going to hope I can go back to work and everything will be normal

[hayandheartache]

hey man i'm happy you're okay.